Friday, December 07, 2007
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Sunday, November 04, 2007
I recently received an e-mail from the folks at Eden Fantasys about a potential link exchange and advertising opportunity. I have always held back from putting ads on Blugstuff because I do it for fun not profit and really how much profit is in ads on a blog anyway. But I have on rare occasions gave a heads up to products that I got a kick out of such as 'The Turd's', so I decided to give Eden Fantasy's a look. I must say that they have a lot of neat shit.
The teddy bear spank-her is crazy. Who in blue blazes would have thought about making a paddle look cute and cuddly. They also have paddles that make impressions. I can just imagine the impression on my noggin if I spanked Angry Joyce and impressed slut on her ass.
They also have a line of sex toys for gays and lesbians but I must admit to having a wtf moment while checking out the lesbian toys. What is the difference between a vibe made for a straight woman or one for a lesbian? I never could figure that one out but I was amazed by the waterproof model. What will they think of next? I am predicting an I-Vibe that not only has the traditional vibe functions but also will play mood music in MP3 format and show videos.
I still don't think that I am going to put any ads on my sidebar or anything. But there was enough cool shit on their site for me to say that places like Eden Fantasy's help make it the world that I love. For as I am fond of saying, 'It's a sick world and I am a happy man.' And there is nothing that quite says 'sick world, happy man' like a mood light vagina.
On second look through this post, it is actually a pretty damn good ad. Maybe they will send me a free sex toy. I just hope like hell my usual luck doesn't hold out. If so they will probably send me the magic butt plug. That's just what I need; another pain in my ass.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
“What next?” she wondered.
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Warning: If you are easily offended, what the hell are you doing here? Seriously, I am going to be a tad bit more explicit than usual. You have been warned!!!
I am so glad that the new tv season is upon us. Besides Heroes, My Name is Earl, and others, one of my favorite series is back this year; Cathouse: Series Two. It's back to the Bunny Ranch one more time. The first episode dealt with three newcomers to the bordello biz. One is an old hand in the adult entertainment industry, one is a mid-western girl next door who just loves sex in all forms and guises, but I am afraid that the other new girl just isn't going to make it.
The problem isn't her looks. She is arguably the best looking of the three with long blond hair, a shapely figure, and the face of an angel. Her problem is strictly one of attitude. She is totally against oral sex. The idea of a prostitute who will not give head is just wrong. It's like going to an International House of Pancakes that doesn't serve syrup with it's pancakes. Hell, I would hazard to say that many men that go to a prostitute do it for a blow job. They might be married to some gal that when she said, I Do, meant that I no longer will.
When I was looking for a pic for the post, I went to the Bunny Ranch Website and looked for a pic of the new girl who refused to google the hoogler but I couldn't find her. (The lengths I will go to for my readers knows no boundaries.) I was amazed. Most all the girls were really good looking but it amazed me the variety of women that are available at the Bunny Ranch. It reminded me of the scene in 'From Dusk Till Dawn' when the doorman played by Cheech Marin barks out one of the most awesome movie quotes of all time, 'All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!'
After writing this post and all the research that went into it, I feel like pancakes with syrup, lots and lots of sticky sweet syrup.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Monday, September 03, 2007
Yep, the Tweaker's Television Network is an idea that's time has come.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
- Big Hair? I now have no hair so I will be completely out of the loop on this one.
- Miami Vice Suits? Hells Yeah. Two Words: Rico Suave.
- Gerardo? Hell No. I hate that damned song.
- Dukes of Hazzard? That's already back.
- Ah Ha? Uh uh.
- Safety Dance? Hells Yeah! Midgets dancing in jester hats rule.
- Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll? I don't know. Mostly sex for me consists of the hallway variety when AJ tells me to go f**k myself passing in the hallway, drugs consists of Tylenol and Pepcid, but I still crank my tunes up. One out of three ain't too bad.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Monday, August 06, 2007
Friday, August 03, 2007
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
Monday, June 04, 2007
Saturday, June 02, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Technology has done wonderful things for mankind. Sometimes though, I wonder if technology has gone just a little too far.
I left one of my thoughts on this subject in a guest post over at Jane's place. If you want too see me at one of my most profound moments click over there and get some food for thought. (Yeh right like I ever get profound. It's more like profane.)
And my thanks to Jane for having me. Hope your readers don't bolt, darlin'. Luv ya!
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Monday, May 07, 2007
Friday, May 04, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Monday, April 16, 2007
The sun always shines on the place down the road
Monday, April 09, 2007
Here's to you, weird neighbor Phil down the block. Where would the world be without your dedication and diligence to the world of amateur perversion? Probably a thousand grainy video clips short in the old spam box.
Not many have the sheer stick-to-it, never say die, attitude, that makes you the freak that you are. When a starlet-to-be has that little accident on the anal scene, you are there with a clean towel and a kind word. When the mess is cleaned up and the lens dusted off, it's take two and full steam ahead. When the star of the shows get up and go gets up leaves, you are in your element. If that little blue pick me up doesn't get the job done, then by golly you damn sure can.
Oral, Anal, Girl on Girl, Guy on Girl, Bukake, BBW, S&M, Farm Animals Gone Bad; You can do it all. You are a true jack off of all porn trades. That's what makes you a great unsung hero.