Friday, August 03, 2007

I Smell Sex And Vicks


I am not at all loyal to any particular brand of underarm deodorant. I generally just pick up the cheapest or most easily reached on the aisle. This time around though I have found a real freakin' winner. I have discovered that the smell of Speed Stick, Irish Spring Icy Blast when mixed with a hot days worth of sweat smells remarkably like Vicks Vapo-Rub. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Damn That's One Sexy Beast. And Damn you're so freakin' right. Now I'm wondering what it will do for ball sweat. I'm thinking it could possibly give me that warm fuzzy feeling on my scrotum that I so love.

17 comments:

Lolly said...

Well, let us know!

Mike said...

LOL............dude the shit you come up with is hysterical.

:P fuzzbox said...

lolly: Will do.

mike: I guess I'm just warped that way.

Pixie said...

I had a friend in school who used to think it was cool to put Vicks under her eyes so boys would think she was crying and feel sorry for her. LOL To this day I still see Vicks and think of her.

Anonymous said...

The warm fuzzies on the scrotum is nice, isn't it? I love it.

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: That is one underhanded sneaky tactic. I like it.

red: Gotta luv it.

Keshi said...

yukkkkkz! LOL Fuzz!


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

I knew a girl in school who convinced a real asshole of a guy who was always bothering her to let her put peppermint toothpaste on his goods in order so she could "lick it off". She also had him blindfolded waiting for the deed. Well, he stood there waiting and waiting for her to start until his balls must have been burning something fierce. He finally gave up, mad as hell, pulled off his blind fold AND THEN she smacked him in the ass a few times with a two by four. Needless, to say he went out of his way to leave her alone from them on.

I still laugh when I think about that story. For a girl she sure had some balls!

Anonymous said...

Hold me back, Baby!

Big Pissy said...

Oh, you ARE a sexy beast! *LOL*

Jay Noel said...

Or it could burn your balls. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

JM said...

Hey didn't realize you were back!! Yay!!

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: ;)

weirdgirl: She sounds like my kind of woman.

lisa: There ain't no holdin' back. ;)

pissy: Damn Straight!!!

phoenix: Have you seen the promo for the new flick, 'Balls of Fire'?

angel: Thanks, bud.

Anonymous said...

Oh well, WOW. Let us know how it makes your ball feel, k?

ozymandiaz said...

Kiss her, shes Irish...

Ol' Lady said...

You certainly have a creative mind...I don't think I know of any other guy who would contemplate speed stickin his scrotum...
Let us know how you make out :)

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