Saturday, December 01, 2007

Erotech


With electronics high on the Christmas shopping list this year, it makes me think that a lot of todays technology is due to the porn industry. In the '80's, the proliferation of porn tapes made VHS popular and then later DVDs. In the '90's, the internet exploded in large part for it's ability to allow users to surf for free porn. I am guessing that the next trend will be robotics. When the porn industry comes up with a robot that can give a hummer with a song on it's humaniform lips and a song in it's mechanical heart, sales would be through the roof. If it is also be designed to cook up a mean lasagna, clean the house, and mow the yard, there will be one in every home.

17 comments:

Phats said...

You should market and copyright this idea, and make a fortune. Also sharing the fortune with me since I told you to do it.

Catch said...

haha Fuzz.... I have to agree with you....there would be one in every home for sure...Im not too much interested in the hummer with a song, but if it can make a mean lasagne it will have a home on my kitchen! lol

:P fuzzbox said...

phats: I am strictly an idea man. I have zero marketing skills.

catch: The ability to whip up a mean lasagna is a sure way to my heart. Why do you think that I would marry a woman named Angry Joyce? It has to be the lasagna. Well truthfully there is that other thing but I won't go into that right now.

Keshi said...

LOL I wrote a very similar post recently. I dunno if u read it.

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

I must have missed that one. You are so very prolific. I can't keep up anymore. I will have to check out your archives.

Mimi said...

A robotlikethat would end marriageas weknowit.Iguessifthey come in femaleand maleversions its allgood.

Sorry,Binkerbrokemyspacebar.

ozymandiaz said...

You had me at blow job...
I wrote a short story once where sex robots were used as assassination tool. Halfway thru the hummer and BOOM!
"Pop goes the Weasal" was the name fo the story. Hey, I think i'll do a poetic versoion. Thanks for the reminder.

Leigh said...

I would save my pennies to have one of these. In the male form of course. Hmmm have you started the design already??

Keshi said...

**prolific

not really LOL!

Keshi.

Lolly said...

It's coming (no pun intended!)

The Phoenix said...

It's so true...the porn industry really has helped proliferate technology. Where would the internet be today if it wasn't for porn?

I think the future of porn is in I-Max, 3-D.

Phats said...

Sweet we become business partners you come up with the ideas and I will market them, PR is a lot like teaching right? ha

Ol' Lady said...

You are always full of great ideas...

LisaBinDaCity said...

Fuzz, I love how you keep me updated on all the porn trends ;-)

the weirdgirl said...

You had me at robot! You know how much I LOVE robots.

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: Sorry bout the spacebar thing but it is funny to read.

ozy: Can't wait to see it.

leigh: Would the male one cost more for extra appendages?

keshi: Prolific indeed.

lolly: That's the spirit.

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: As long as I don't have to wear those fucked up glasses.

phats: It's bound to be close.

ol lady: Thanks!!!

lisa: It's a pleasure to be of service in the service of pleasure.

weirdgirl: Glad ya liked it.