Wednesday, October 03, 2007

eHo-Money


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13 comments:

Keshi said...

LOL omg @eHo!

:):)
Keshi.

Sugardaddy said...

Way too funny. Wonder what the "knockoff" competition would be.

Ol' Lady said...

Will there be any Canadian branches? I'm sure it would be a hit up here.

Phats said...

haha niiiice! Are you going to start advertising this on TV at like 4 in the morning?

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: Glad ya liked it.

sugdaddy: Snatch dot come.

ol' lady: In development.

phats: When else?

David Amulet said...

Already being done. Its called CraigsList.

--- david

Big Pissy said...

Love the name of it..just gets right to the point. ;-)

Catch said...

theres a well known ho in this little town......and a well known fact that she has hepatitis.....she flies all over servicing men...I wonder how many she has given the gift that keeps on giving too????? ya gotta watch those pretty little packages, they arent always what they are cracked up to be. Shame , huh?

Lolly said...

Fuzz, Writer Chick's got a joke for you. Don't miss it. :)

LisaBinDaCity said...

Man, if only ;-)

angel, jr. said...

Great post!

:P fuzzbox said...

david: I bet that comparison wouldn't make Craig happy. He might kick you off the list.

pissy: Subtlety isn't my strong suit.

catch: Sad but true.

lolly: Caught it.

lisa: One can dream.

angel, jr: Thanks.

ozymandiaz said...

Finally, a match service I can rely on