Yes my friends, Phone-A-Friend has a new quick and easy service. The question of whether that potential hook up is a skank is finally answered. When you are at your favorite watering hole and you are wondering whether it is the alcohol or the female sitting at the end of the bar, that is giving you the warm fuzzies, just snap a pic on your cell phone and send it over to Phone-A-Friend. Professional Skank Identifiers will peruse your pic and text you back with an immediate answer. No more going to bed with a 10 and waking up with a 2. You will know immediately that you are actually going to bed with a two. What you do with that information is up to you. Remember if you have listed with Phone-A-Friend and gave us your bottom level number, we will automatically come to your rescue if the pic to our Professional Skank Identifiers ranks lower than that bottom of the barrel number. Just read a testimonial from a happy customer.
I was sittin' in the Happy Horny Toad Saloon and this purty little thang kept givin' me the google eyes. I kin tell ya it was shore nuff givin me a warm feelin' in my Wranglers. I sent Phone-A-Friend a pic off my cell phone and they told me the reason that she was givin' me the google eyes is cuz she was googly eyed. Pershate ya, Delbert McScratchin.
And remember our service is equal opportunity. We know in this day and age, a woman needs our service just as much as a man. Hell if you get in bad enough shape you might even end up with someone like me.