Saturday, August 18, 2007

Pup Tales

I recently bought AJ a puppy. She has always wanted a miniature dachshund so I decided to surprise her and get her one since she has been a little down since her heart attack. They say that no good deed goes unpunished and my little gift proves the point. The pup has taken a greater liking to me than AJ. Giving her more fodder to be angry with me.
The little female pooch yaps and whines the whole time with AJ. The minute that I enter the room and speak, Muffy quiets down, wags her little tail, and falls asleep.

Although it comes as a shock to AJ, since my words of endearment to the mutt is generally calling it a furry turd with legs or a flea bitten varmint, it comes as no surprise to me. I have always had a way with the bitches.


Pixie said...

You called it Muff....y Hee.

That was a nice thought though, you are sweet.

pure evyl said...

Ahh the curse of the bitches. It gets the best of us.

jane said...

LOL I was gonna say what pixie said, but pixie said it first. Who picked the name Fuzz?
Gosh, poor AJ is gonna be angrier and the angrier she gets the more Muffy is gonna want you.
Well, at least you'll have 1 happy bitch in your house.

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: Now if I can just get AJ to believe that.

evyl: And the worst.

jane: Actually AJ named the pooch. It is taken from that old commercial where they combined two sports. Dog Shows and Drag racing. The race showcased Muffy in the Weinerdog Winternationals. I forget the product that they were selling. Probably a beer commercial.

Phats said...

AWWW that's my soft spot dogs. We saw Border Collies at the fair tonight and it took all I had not to buy one. I have a english bulldog now.

Love dogs :) that was very nice of you fuzz to do that for your wife

Keshi said...

Fuzzy wut abt the bastards? :P


Mike said...

Maybe she just respects a fellow dog. At least you know Angry Joyce isn't a bitch!

The Phoenix said...

"The little female pooch yaps..."
Maybe that should be checked out by a reputable OB/Gyn.

As far as how the dog likes you more, maybe the little mutt likes "badboys."

:P fuzzbox said...

phats: I have always wanted a Bulldog. If it was a female, I already have the name picked out. I would name it Precious.

keshi: I have always had a hard time with bastards.

mike: LOL!

phoenix: Don't they all?

Catch said...

Ha ha Fuzz...doesnt suprise me at all that you have a way with the bitches! are just such a cutie pie we all love you! Now...tell me how you got that font on your blog???? cause I want it!!! So help me out here Fuzz, Im an old

David Amulet said...

Congrats. You try to do nice ... sigh. Now you have a dog attached to you for life.

I'm referring to the mini wiener dog, not AJ.

-- david

Phats said...

Precious?! ha I have a male named Baxter have had him since getting out of college. They're great dogs

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: I have no freakin' idea on the font. Big D did it for me. I will try to get in touch with him and send it to you.

david: As they say the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. C'est la vie.

phats: Baxter is a great name.

LisaBinDaCity said...

Be nice to the pooch or I'm gonna hunt you down! ;-)

Green Eyes said...

LMFAO!!! You make me laugh, Fuzz, and that's appreciated!

Poor AJ, though! The pooch will come around, I'm sure of it!

Shay said...

"I have always had a way with the bitches."

Ol' Lady said...

Dogs are 'pack' animals...little Muff...y has you as the 'head' of the pack and is trying to get above AJ. AJ needs to be firm and to dominate the puppy so the puppy knows that AJ is the 'top bitch' of the pack.
I don't think I could live if I didn't have a dog!
The 'Dog Whisper' show on t.v. is one of the best places to get info on dog training & his instructions do work.
Good luck...with both of your bitches.