Friday, May 18, 2007

TrailerBilly Dreamin'


Last night I dreamed of inventing a new improved version of Fix-A-Flat. Instead of just plain foam in a can, it was a concoction of crystal meth and Everclear. It fixed flats like all get out but it made your car speed and stop to pick up ugly people of the opposite sex. So I guess I have a few kinks to work out.

20 comments:

pure evyl said...

'TrailerBilly' is one hell of a good word.

phred said...

Tequila will do the same thing. And I guess you could add a little meth for that burst of " speed ".

Rocky said...

The idea is good, and I would imagine after a flat tire in Minnesota, I'd wake up hungover 2 days later in Tijuana.

Red said...

So it's edible too?! Hmm . .

:P fuzzbox said...

evyl: Ain't it though. I believe by combining the terms hillbilly and trailer trash is a stroke of sheer genius. I wish that I could take credit for it but I heard it used by a law officer when talking about redneck meth cooks. I fell in love with the word.

phred: I am now wondering if the low rider tendencies of the tequila could counteract the speed problem with the meth. It just might work. But I am also wondering if it would make the car strip itself.

rocky: Just stay away from the valve stem. ;)

red: And could make for one hell of an aphrodesiac.

the weirdgirl said...

Was this "dream" based on personal experience?

(Note to self - no roadtrips with fuzz.)

Gerald Ford said...

Don't forget that it made the car age 20 years in like 6 months. Meth is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

:P fuzzbox said...

weirdgirl: I have no idea where my dreams come from. It is a strange and eery curse.

gerald: You are absolutly right. Meth has been a huge problem here. It has ruined many lives and if not for this scourge the prisons here would be vertially emptied.

LisaBinDaCity said...

If it's picking up ugly people, well that's a kink right there!

Phats said...

I was sold til you talked about ugly people!

Catch said...

Fuzz.....are you taking your meds Sweety?

Curare_Z said...

You know the best thing about leaving the blogsphere for awhile?

Some things never change. :-) Good to see you're still here.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: They would have to try harder so kink might be correct.

phats: It is a work in progress.

catch: Nope and never felt better.

cz: And it's so nice to see you back.

The Phoenix said...

Dare to dream...

In your case, that saying actually fits well.

Bruce said...

Attractive or ugly, I've had no luck with all members of the opposite sex. I just might give this a shot.

Ol' Lady said...

you could sell it at closin time in the bars...cause at that time even the uglies look good :o

Keshi said...

TrailerBilly...I like that :)

Keshi.

Leigh said...

I can't imagine the people that would be lined up to help fix that tire. The tire may never get fixed though, but the people would. Hey maybe you could charge them to fix the tire.... hmmm but then again that may be still classed as against the law. Yeah you are right you have a few kinks.

Have a good day Fuzz!

Big Pissy said...

You'll have to work out that kink about picking up ugly people.

Otherwise?

Great idea!

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: True.

bruce: I guess it couldn't hurt then.

ol lady: Ain't that the truth.

keshi: It is one of my favorite new words.

leigh: You are most likely right. Flat fixers would be easy to find.

pissy: Thanks!!!