Monday, June 18, 2007

More Bang For The Book


There are books and there are adult books. There are bookstores and there are adult bookstores. There are libraries but I have never heard of adult libraries. I really think there should be, but would the librarians of an adult library be hot young vixens like a porno edition of a naughty librarian or would it be the same image of a librarian with a bun, granny glasses, and a sour expression that comes to mind only wearing skanky underwear underneath their frumpy clothes and shushing people if they make any noise while checking out the fuck books? I don't really know but now I can't get visions of naughty librarians out of my head.


36 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

Believe it or not but the library at Texas Tech has a collication of playboys and many books about tantric sex. I think thats as close as we are goign to get to a "fuck library." Though I have known people to get it on in the library

Mike said...

My question is if there was a adult library, where would you have to slide your library card to check out a book? Also, would it come with somerthing to unstick the pages?

phred said...

Who was it that said " it`s a sick world " oh, that was you...

ozymandiaz said...

you had me at "skanky underwear"

Catch said...

Oh Fuzz, you mind wondering boy you! I happen to work in an adult library and we dont wear any clothes at all! We take all the guesswork out of " I wonder what size her tits are?"...they are right there on the library desk for all to see! Unless of course we have had implants! Then they dont lay on the desk!

:P fuzzbox said...

cd: I would think that a fuck on the books would be better than a fuck book.

mike: Points to ponder indeed.

phred: Yep, that was me.

ozy: Skanky underwear does it for me every time.

catch: Hells yeah!!!

Ol' Lady said...

I'm sure that an adult library would be a popular place...but would you really want to use a book that has been used???
Catch...do you get danger pay? think of all the places that you could get a paper cut...Ouch!!!

Metal Mark said...

I have worked at a public library for almost eight years. No adult material there though. Well there are those Manga graphic novels that have toplessness at times, but that's about it.

Leigh said...

I have yet to find a good looking person working in a adult book store or porn shop, so I would actually be very afraid of who would be employed at the adult library.

Thanks for the giggle! Have a good week.

David Amulet said...

Am I the only one who is curious what brought this into your mind so suddenly? Did you see an especially hot librarian recently?

-- david

the weirdgirl said...

Was this how you entertained yourself on Father's Day? Dreaming up naughty librarians?

Well, it sounds like you enjoyed yourself. Happy Father's Day!

The Phoenix said...

"naughty librarians?" It seems like an oxymoron to me. I can't imagine.

Big Pissy said...

I think you need to start one.

You can be "Head Librarian" ;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

ol' lady: Would that be a used book or an abused one. ;)

mm: That's what I thought. But that manga stuff can be hot.

leigh: You are most likely right.

david: You know what they say about curiousity.

:P fuzzbox said...

weirdgirl: Sometimes I can be very easily entertained.

phoenix: yeppers.

pissy: Now that's phunny!!!

Keshi said...

Librarians in real r plain boring LOL!

Keshi.

Phats said...

I bet you a lot more guys would go into an adult library with your plan for sure. I am sure more would visit in college if there were one

LisaBinDaCity said...

You are such a perv!!! But a really funny one ;-)

mojotek said...

I wonder if we could get together some angel investors to start the country's first adult library.

I think we'd have to laminate all the pages before we start lending out books though.

Green Eyes said...

Beware of the quiet ones! :)

Mimi said...

Adult libraries would make sense. But someone would complain and try to stop it.

Ever see the movie Tomcats? It has a very naughty red haired librarian.

writer chick said...

It might be that you'd find the frumps among the stacks, dreaming of fancy underwear and manly studs.
WC

jane said...

Oh sure you can get those visions out of your head, just think of those 2 chicks that did the SNL skit. If you missed it (gasp!) how about Rosie O in a thong?

ps...your blog doesn't have an rss read thingy? I use google reader now & it says it doesn't. crap!

Keshi said...

where's fuzzy?

Keshi.

michaelm said...

Reminds me of the "Hot for Teacher" video by Van Halen

~m

angel, jr. said...

Even some young librarians have that sour look on their face. Why do they hate the library so much?

David Amulet said...

Fuzz, Oh Fuzz ... Wherefore arrt thou, Fuzz?

-- david

koikana said...

That is an excellent business idea. ... Or would be if I didn't live in Kansas.

And if I was a Erolit-brarian I would wear big grannie panties.

With a remote control vibrating bullet sewn in.

LisaB said...

Fuzz, I'm in Texas! Come visit, dang it ;-)

Gerald Ford said...

No posts in a while....what's become of Fuzz? :0

Johnny Wadd said...

Where's the fuzz?

Green Eyes said...

Hey, you! I saw the advertisement for the Superhero show again! lol

Miss you and hope you are ok!

Mimi said...

Thinking of ya Fuzz! Every time I see the promo add for the new season of the superhero show I think of you:)

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: I'm still looking for that wild one.

phats: I'm sure they would.

lisa: Thanks!!!

mojo: That would be a sure fire way to keep the books squeeky clean.

green eyes: I always do.

mimi: I had forgot about that scene. She'd be alright but her Grandma? Scary.

wc: Now you have me really thinking.

:P fuzzbox said...

jane: Rosie in a thong? That is wrong on so many levels.

keshi: I'm back.

michael: Ahh from back in the days when MTV actually showed videos.

angel jr: Lack of sex would be my guess.

david: I'm back!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

koikana: Have I told you that I love you yet?

lisa: Hell I was on break and missed it. Damnit!!!

gerald: I'm back.

johnny: It's good to be back.

green eyes: Thanks darlin'.

mimi: Maybe next season I can be on it.