Sunday, September 09, 2007

Tag Thoughts


This morning while getting ready, I had another one of my Adult ADD stream of consciousness moments. I reached for the can of TAG body spray. I noticed the line on the can that read, 'Uniquely designed to attract the ladies. You have been warned.' If it is uniquely designed to attract the ladies, if a woman put it on would she attract lesbians?..... If a woman that was attracted to men with hairy chests would she be attracted to hairy chested women?.....I wonder what percentage of women have hair on their chests?.....Why is that an Aussie depilatory cream is named after a testicle, 'Nads'? Shouldn't it be N0-Nads?.....Wouldn't No-Nads be an excellent name for a chemical sterilization process for child abusers?

19 comments:

Pixie said...

Nads ? LMAO, who the heck thought of that name.

I don't really care much for the scent of Tag, it certainly doesn't make me go wild,

Red said...

I know one thing .. this woman aint got any hair on her chest.

Sherri said...

I've often wondered if that woman has ever used that stuff on her husbands 'nads'. LOL

Mike said...

It's nice to see that someone else out there has the same random thought association process as I do.

The Phoenix said...

No Nads???

Why are cigarettes in England called "fags?"

Metal Mark said...

Body spray? I normally just use that stuff you rub under puts.

pure evyl said...

Found something to add to your post.

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: Scents generelly don't make me go wild except for the scent of homemade brownies. Then it's like messin' with Sasquatch.

red: And for that we are all thankful.

sherri: That is just plain wrong. Phunny, but wrong.

mike: We should have a telethon. But it would take me a month to figure out a good host.

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: And why's an ass a bum? The world may never know.

mark: Just don't try that Irish Spring Icy Blast crap. It makes you smell like day old Vicks.

evyl: That's some damn phunny shit over there. I have been warned.

writer chick said...

LOL Fuzzy!
I got nuthin'
WC

Catch said...

I dont think there is any scent that would make me go for the same sex....Im kinda an opposite sex kinda gal...ya know what I mean Fuzz???? ;))

Gerald Ford said...

By the Gods, think of the possibilities! :D

I had ADHD moments all the time. I think it's all that TV I watched as a wee lad.

Big Pissy said...

Tag?!?!?

nope!

'Cool Water' is designed to attract the ladies! LOL

Phats said...

So when you walked out the door did a swarm of Ladies tackle you like on their commercials for Tag?

Leigh said...

Hey I have been sprayed with tag once, I had wicked day dreams all day. It was awesome. As for attracting women, didn't seem to do it. Although the men stayed away. Hmmm....

:P fuzzbox said...

wc: That must be a first.

catch: Zactly.

gerald: I try not to blame it on the tube. It's the Entaman's brownie bites.

pissy: I am more of a Stetson man myself, when trying to douse on some smellum.

phats: Daily.

leigh: Oh well. At least you had the day dreams.

Mimi said...

I am still stuck on the fact that you use TAG. I would think the Fuzz would think he is too cool for that!;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: My air conditioner at work has been out for two weeks. I need all the help that I can get.

Ol' Lady said...

can you ask A.J. if the tag really does anything? if it does I think Ol Man will be gettin some...maybe in more ways than one :o