Some things in life are confusing at first but then are easily mastered. Like the first time as a teen that you encounter a front clasp bra in the front seat of your parents Pontiac.
Some things in life are always confusing like a Spanish speaking soap opera.
Some things make us happy when we are young but the thrill is gone as we age. Like partying until dawn.
Some things always make us happy like seeing a smile on a loved ones face or a good BLT sandwich.
Some things in life are painful at first but then become sweet later in life. Like discovering that the old high school sweetheart that dumped you has now become a fat ugly shrew.
Some things in life are always painful. Like like the cheerleader that you turned down back in high school is even hotter now than she was in high school.
Some things in life bother us at first but now put a smile on our face. Like when a sappy '80's pop song that you hated on the radio now has you singing along on a VH-1 retrospective.
Some things in life always bother us. Like remembering that hot drunken high school cheerleader that you wouldn't get with because you were faithful to your high school cheerleader that eventually dumped you anyway.
Some things in life suck at first but then we adjust. Like having to remember to put down the lid on the toilet after you take a piss.
Some things in life always suck. Like how the fuck could I have passed over the chance to bang that hot drunken cheerleader for that two-timing, backstabbing, fat bitch in the making, high school sweetheart.
