Sunday, November 04, 2007

Whip Me, Spank Me, Make Me Write Bad Checks



I recently received an e-mail from the folks at Eden Fantasys about a potential link exchange and advertising opportunity. I have always held back from putting ads on Blugstuff because I do it for fun not profit and really how much profit is in ads on a blog anyway. But I have on rare occasions gave a heads up to products that I got a kick out of such as 'The Turd's', so I decided to give Eden Fantasy's a look. I must say that they have a lot of neat shit.

The teddy bear spank-her is crazy. Who in blue blazes would have thought about making a paddle look cute and cuddly. They also have paddles that make impressions. I can just imagine the impression on my noggin if I spanked Angry Joyce and impressed slut on her ass.

They also have a line of sex toys for gays and lesbians but I must admit to having a wtf moment while checking out the lesbian toys. What is the difference between a vibe made for a straight woman or one for a lesbian? I never could figure that one out but I was amazed by the waterproof model. What will they think of next? I am predicting an I-Vibe that not only has the traditional vibe functions but also will play mood music in MP3 format and show videos.

I still don't think that I am going to put any ads on my sidebar or anything. But there was enough cool shit on their site for me to say that places like Eden Fantasy's help make it the world that I love. For as I am fond of saying, 'It's a sick world and I am a happy man.' And there is nothing that quite says 'sick world, happy man' like a mood light vagina.

On second look through this post, it is actually a pretty damn good ad. Maybe they will send me a free sex toy. I just hope like hell my usual luck doesn't hold out. If so they will probably send me the magic butt plug. That's just what I need; another pain in my ass.

19 comments:

Keshi said...

that title made me wanna hv a cold shower!

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

You have probably already seen or heard this, but since I know it is close to your heart, I wanted to give you a link. It's about the lawsuit that the father of a fallen soldier brought against that church that protests at funerals. http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/21578578/?GT1=10547
Sorry I haven't been on your blog more lately. I changed jobs, and now I share a computer. Really limits the surf time.

Perplexio said...

There's way too much iStuff out there. The only "i" product I'm interested in is the "iDon'tGiveaFlyingFuck" with the Rolling Donut 2.0 add-on application.

Somehow, despite the untapped market potential, I don't see Apple branching out into the adult "toy" market.

However if Apple came up with Adult software it would be far better than Microsoft Adult software which would repeatedly crash just before launching it's climax app leaving the user unnecessarily sexually frustrated.

Anonymous said...

The magic butt plug has a nice ring to it. I wonder if David Copperfield has one?

JM said...

I'm very curious about their products and may have to check out their site.

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: Glad ya liked it!!!

tubawench: I saw that story and it warmed my heart. Nice to see that they will get hit where it hurts. I know what you mean about time constraints. I no longer have access to blogging at work. It has slowed me down considerably.

perplexio: I don't know. I think it would be a little perverted to be fucking with an Apple.

evyl: He has found himself in a bit of trouble lately. I guess he was pulling something besides a rabbit out of his tophat.

angel, jr.: They have a wide line of products. They are also needing reviewers. Might check it out.

Jay Noel said...

The mood light vagina would make such a great stocking stuffer.

David Amulet said...

I hope you realize that you'll now be getting hits from people searching for "magic butt plug" and "mood light vagina."

Lucky you.

-- david

eZ said...

you are one sick man fuzz, although I may have to check out the inflatable bondage ball, what a lazy azz I am.

Anonymous said...

I'll gladly take the majic butt plug, thank ya very much!

Anonymous said...

I love sex toy sites... but I have to say- a mood light in a jack sleeve?! WTF! How useless...

Anonymous said...

Fuzz Darlin', I'm never bored on your blog ;-)

Big Pissy said...

....we're so sheltered here in Hell...I'd never heard of most of that stuff.

Thanks for the education! lol

David Amulet said...

Fuzz: Lisa just implied on my site that you and I may be the same person. I'm shocked, flattered, and questioning my identity.

--david

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: Nice real nice.

david: I am looking for the magic butt plug people to be coming in droves.

ez: It might be nice. Sort of like an adult hippity hop.

red: It might be magical.

:P fuzzbox said...

msfreud: I don't know. It might give off enough light to see a stroke mag.

lisa: Thanks darlin'. I take that as a high compliment.

pissy: The pleasure is all mine.

david: At least you aren't questioning your sexuality.

Phats said...

Go for it Fuzz maybe you'll get discounts on their stuff

:P fuzzbox said...

phats: Wouldn't that be cool.

Andie D. said...

I say SELL OUT! Dang, the stuff on this site is so much fun, I can't stop looking. Put an ad on your site. Go for it.

I had an ad on my site for awhile and they paid me $75/quarter. I used that money to buy birthday/holiday gifts for the kids. No harm, no foul.

DO IT!