One of the gifts that Angry Joyce received after her return from the hospital was a glass elephant. Yesterday, Angry Joyce had me place the figurine up on a shelf in the living room with special instructions to point the rear of the elephant towards the front door. According to A.J.'s friend, the elephant is supposed to have mystical powers and when the figure is mooning the front door, money is syphoned into the home.
Being just another damned dumb redneck, I have no friggin' idea how this is supposed to work. The idea of an elephant's ass sucking up money is to my uncultured mind ridiculous. But what the fuck do I know A.J.'s friend comes from a land of deep mysticism, Canada. Go Figger!
16 comments:
Elephants bring good luck Fuzz....maybe money too! If you want Angry Joyce to share with you I suggest you make nice :))
Good to see you`re back.
Hope you are taking care of Angry Joyce ( nobody else is gonna put up with you ).
I have very little knowledge of anything to do with an elephants ass. We just don`t have many around here.
After the Chupacabras moved in , all the elephants left.
Ha umm has it worked? Hopefully it brings you riches
Elephants r supposed to bring GOOD LUCK. :)
Keshi.
Hmmm.... I could use one of those elephants.
So you guys are going to be mooning all your guests via the mystical elephant?
What could it hurt? It must have worked for someone. Try it!
LOL @ what Catch said. Be on A.J.s good side when she hits the big time!
Elepaht's ass. Reminds me of a girl I used to know. She also ended up making money with it so who knows?
catch: If she hits it big. I am sure that she will at least splurge and buy me a postcard from wherever she went.
phred: We need to take another hunting trip.
phats: Nuthin' yet.
keshi: Unless you're trampled by one.
sherri: If it works, I'll let ya know.
angel, jr.: I'm up for just about anything once.
jane: Her good side is her left. I try to stay away from that side. She swings a mean skillet.
sugardaddy: Making money off the elephant or the ass?
lols!
Keshi.
Would that make a rich assed elephant?
Hey I'd moon my front door myself if I thought my ass could suck up money!
wait...
Thast does sound like a dumb idea. Even reading about it made me more stupid.
But it was worth it for that pic you put up. YUM. Now that's a great ad for the Great White North!
-- david
Hey Fuzz...thanks for puttin my pic up :o
I was a tad bit younger :)
Well, I'm off to buy an elephant right now, damnit! I need the money!
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