Monday, June 11, 2007

Yet More Wisdom From The Sage


Life is like a bong. Unless you put some really good shit in it, you are just sucking up stale air.

18 comments:

Big Pissy said...

Thank you, oh wise one. ;-)

David Amulet said...

Wisdom comes in strange packages. And you, Fuzz my friend, are among the strangest.

-- david

jane said...

Not only sucking up stale air, but may I add, coughing til you pee your pants!

1 time, for some idiotic reason, I heard that if you poured alcohol into the base part of the bong (where the water is) and drank it, you'd get really fucked up. So, me, being the adventurous one, did it. OH.MY.GOD. don't EVER do that!!!! All I did was puke my guts up.
I bet you're thinking I was like 16, right? I was probably 40, but it was Jim's bong!

Keshi said...

isnt it!

Keshi.

phred said...

Truer words have never been spoken.

Mike said...

Oh master of the pun, again you dazzle us with your great wisdom.

Catch said...

Fuzz You are so profound! I never know if your dazzling me with brilliance or baffling me with bullshit! lol..no wonder I just love you!

Ol' Lady said...

what you put into it definately has a reaction with what you get out of it...no matter what it is

Crazy Dan said...

Maybe thats why I am so high on life.

David Amulet said...

Ol' Lady: Wow, that line has so many meanings ...

-- david

The Phoenix said...

Life is like a bong...only you can make it sound so eloquent.

Red said...

The sound of bong water gives me the warm fuzzies.

Green Eyes said...

LMFAO! A wealth of education, right here in blogland!

:P fuzzbox said...

pissy: De nada.

david: Hey, I resemble that remark.

jane: Consider myself warned.

keshi: Truth!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

mike: It is a privalege to share my bits of folk knowledge.

phred: Thanks my man.

catch: Isn't it the same thing.

ol' lady: Now that is profound!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

cd: Could be.

phoenix: You are too kind.

red: It can be the best bubbly.

green eyes: Thanks, darlin'.

Sherri said...

I love this analogy!

Johnny Wadd said...

Words to live by!