Monday, October 15, 2007

Now Turn Your Head And Spit


In Woodland California, a dentist is accused of fondling the breasts of 27 patients. The good doc is trying to defend himself by claiming that chest rubs are a legitimate dental process and that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain. One of the complaints was from a 31 year old woman that claims that the good doc groped her breasts six times over the past two years. She had even taken to wearing tight shirts with high necklines but the doc still kept getting to her goods.
Now, I don't know but I would think that she would have caught on by the first or second grope that something amiss was going on and did she really think that playing hard to get with her clothing choices really was going to help. Perhaps this just goes to show that modern dentistry has unlocked the secret to Victoria's Secret.
For the news story click here.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do I get to complain that my large breasted dentist constantly rubs em in my face? And if I do complain will I be kicked out of the Men's Club?

Anonymous said...

It must have done her good if she came back six times. Wonder why this type of sicko is interested in curing women's jaw problems? (Insert evil laugh here.)

Leigh said...

Wow six times? He must really be a good dentist, good with his hands perhaps..

Jay Noel said...

The dentist should stop touching his patients' breasts and stick to oral.

Jay Noel said...

oral hygene, that is...

Ol' Lady said...

Massagin chests/breasts to treat TMJ??? Was there any complaints from men? Maybe it's a female only problem? Is that covered with dental or medical insurance???

Keshi said...

that woman so wanted it. LOL!

Keshi.

Catch said...

Six times huh? Now that is one dumb broad. I would have said something after the 4th or 5th time. ;))

eZ said...

I got a funny little feeling in my teeth...
hey fuzz I went for a mammo a few years ago, the guy had the female tec leave the room, and proceeded to show me how to manually examine my breast, as he lay his dick against my leg pressing very hard. I am a grown woman, and did not know what to do or say. It was a helpless feeling. I told my family doc, a woman, she said it was prob an accident. bout a month later she said he was let go, they got several reports. They paid him severance and did not make it public. Maybe he is a dentist now!
the sick fuck, next time I will speak out

Anonymous said...

What a creep! I think I would have punched his lights out with his own equipment ;-)

Travis Erwin said...

You have the best pictures.

And yes, that woman is definitely a slow learner.

David Amulet said...

I thought you were going a different direction with that title ...

I had one dentist in the past who didn't grope me, leer at me, or even allude to sexual activity in her light banter. I left after one visit.

-- david

:P fuzzbox said...

sugdaddy: Right on your ass.

evyl: Six times is excessive. Makes you wonder why her jaw was always sore.

leigh: Not often do you find such dedication.

phoenix: Good insight.

:P fuzzbox said...

ol' lady: Good questions. I would imagine that if he fondled any moobs he would have got an ass whuppin'. Men are not too fond of moob fondlers as a general rule.

keshi: That's what I'm thinking but then again maybe she had some reason.

catch: ;)

ez: Sorry to hear about that. Degenerates like that need to be castrated: Chemically or otherwise.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: Hells yeah.

travis: Thanks. I'm all about the visuals.

david: Good choice.

Anonymous said...

I saw my dentist today, and not once did he try to give me a breast massage.

Phats said...

So how many of the complaints were by men? ;)

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: I would look for a new dentist immediately.

phats: My guess would be zero.

Johnny Wadd said...

Nice, i'm going to sooo try that next time.

"Don't mind me sweetheart, i'm just checking for temporo-mandibular joint disorder!"

Perplexio said...

Remember, if you ever encounter a hot female hygenist or dentist, make sure to eat a whole bag of Oreos before your next appointment. :-)

Anonymous said...

I never get that kind of action from my dentist.