Since the end of the fiscal year is rapidly approaching, I thought I would commemorate the event with a top three list. Cue the drum roll, maestro.
The Top Three Dumbass Things Overheard At Work This Fiscal Year.
3) I am not a Homophobe. I have sex with my wife every night.
2) (From a male employee.) I need to take the rest of the day off. My side is really hurting. I think my ovaries are acting up.
And finally the number one Dumbass thing uttered.
1) I wouldn't mind doing that extra work on top of my regular job. Does it come with a raise?