Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Public Service Announcement
This is a Public Service Announcement designed to help further the cause of male/female understanding. Ladies if you go to bed topless then there is a good chance that your man will inadvertently gravitate to that naked breast. If you will be offended if during a semi-conscience state, he inadvertently senses this nudeness as some sort of invitation to an amorous late night tryst. Might I suggest wearing a tee-shirt or some other barrier garment to bed. This should curtail many late night misunderstandings or at least give you enough time to let him know that these advances are not appreciated.
Thank you. Have a great day and you may now return to your regularly scheduled entertainment.