Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Public Service Announcement


This is a Public Service Announcement designed to help further the cause of male/female understanding. Ladies if you go to bed topless then there is a good chance that your man will inadvertently gravitate to that naked breast. If you will be offended if during a semi-conscience state, he inadvertently senses this nudeness as some sort of invitation to an amorous late night tryst. Might I suggest wearing a tee-shirt or some other barrier garment to bed. This should curtail many late night misunderstandings or at least give you enough time to let him know that these advances are not appreciated.

Thank you. Have a great day and you may now return to your regularly scheduled entertainment.

31 comments:

ozymandiaz said...

Barrier garments be damned
If you climb in to bed with me
You'll find yourself getting rammed
Maybe two times or even three
It's an open invetation
When a lady climbs into my bed
For I'll then have the inclanation
That I'll be getting some head
So you should be warry lass
If under my blankets you do tuck
'Cause with you'll be sharin' that ass
And all night long we'll fuck!
Oh yea.
Now THERE'S a public service anouncment for ya. Rock on Fuzz.

Ranea said...

There are no known barrier garments strong enough to keep out a sleep fucker! :)

Ben Heller said...

What if, like me, you dream of hills and valleys ?

Ann Alsex said...

So you suffer from sexual sombambulism too, fuxxie. Maybe one day you will take me up on that slumber party :D

:P fuzzbox said...

ozy: Rock On!!!

ranea: My family has had a long history of locksmithing since the crusades.

ben: 'The hills are alive.'

ann: It is an affliction. What can I say. I don't think Angry Joyce would let me as she keeps a firm oversight on my affliction, sleeping with one eye open.

Vic said...

I am soooo sleeping nekkid tonight. I had no idea that's all it took. ;-)

Vic said...

Oh, and I am loving that picture so I stole it. Yep, I did.

Green Eyes said...

Thanks for the announcement, Fuzz. I'll have to file that tidbit away, for now.

Ozy, good one!

:P fuzzbox said...

vic: Sometimes a little nudity can go a long way ;) Go ahead and swipe away. It is a work by John Hul, titled 'Pillow Talk'. Anna Nicole never looked so exquisite.

Green eyes: Always glad to be of service.

The Phoenix said...

I prefer to sleep in the buff...but heck, I'm a guy. I'm a walking open invitation.

Bruce said...

sex? what's that???

jane said...

rofl you are SUCH a male pig!! i can't help but love ya!

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: That is the only way for a real man to sleep. A man has gone all day with the big guy caged up. Let him loose at night. He deserves his freedom.

bruce: Here is a little memory exercise. First relax and find your happy place. Okay if you are there take a good look around. That happy place is sex. Now get your hands off yourself.

:P fuzzbox said...

jane: Thanks, I will take that as a compliment. Luv ya back.

angel, jr. said...

I don't think a t-shirt would ward off advances. She would pretty much have to sleep in a different bed across town.

Keshi said...

lol I like Ben's comment :):)

Well I never sleep w.o. anything on, so no probs there for my man...:) If the need arises, we can always talk abt it and take em off cant we? lol!


Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

angel jr: Well said.

keshi: If the need arises? I have never heard you being punny. It is one of my favorite types of humor although their are some that would differ.

Shay said...

I have found that even T-Shirts don't protect me enough! ^_~

RAVEN the PITA said...

Sheesh, Men. We know what we're doing - why do you think we come to bed nekkid like that?!? A little midnight nookie-nookie is a good thing!!

siren said...

fuzz - you are my regularly scheduled entertainment :)

I have to agree with Angel Jr...I don't think t-shirts are much of a deterrant. Where there's a will there's a way...

Anelize said...

This one gave me a much needed smile tonight :)

:P fuzzbox said...

shay: You have me blushing again ;)

pita: Like the song says, 'It's all about the Nookie.'

siren: Or where there is a willie.

anelize: I live to serve :)

The Phoenix said...

Fuzz...remember Obilon? He's back: http://cohenside.blogspot.com

Keshi said...

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.

:):)

I like punny stuff..hehehe..and yeah if the need 'arises'..lol!

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: Thanks for the heads up. I went over and commented on his stuff. I am a big fan of his new site. Can't wait to see more stuff from him.

keshi: Who'd a thunk it? LOL

CT said...

LMFAO!!! you are right on the $$$$$ fuzz

Laurie said...

LOL @ Oz... I always wear the "barrier" jammies when I'm not in the mood. Haha..

:P fuzzbox said...

ct: Thanks, I am bound to hit it every now and again.

laurie: And he was quick about it too. Ozy's comment came about five minutes after I posted. I couldn't bust a rhyme like that if given all day.

Keshi said...

LOL ;-)

Keshi.

April said...

clothes in bed??

wtf fun is that!

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: :)

april: No fun what so ever!