I have been rather busy this week so this post is a rerun. It is from the very early archives of Blugstuff. Back then I had a readership of about five and they were friends and family. It was also before Big D had built me this template so I was using a standard template that was as bland as boiled chicken. So without further fanfare here is my ode to the sickness that is my brain.
Adult ADD and The Sex Pistols
Yesterday I was watching Fuse, which for the cable impaired, is a video music channel that actually shows video, when they started playing The Sex Pistols. Although I have never been a big fan of their music I figured that I would give it a listen. When the singer described his girlfriend having a leather vagina my Adult ADD kicked in. What did he mean by a leather vagina? Was it like suede or was it like naugahide? Would your penis stick to it like your thighs to a carseat on a hot summers day? Would it contrary to all laws of physiology shrink when wet? Would a cheap slut have a vinyl vagina? Would Vinyl Vagina be a good name for a rock group? How about :P Fuzzbox and The Vinyl Vaginas? By the time all this went through my head the song was over and I still have no clue as to what he actually meant by a leather vagina. Damn my Adult ADD!!! Now I have a deeper respect for the Sex Pistols. Anyone who can come up with such a descriptive term that can cause such ideas to flow from the mind is tops in my book.
If you have read this far then thanks for putting up with a reposting of this little bit of sickness. The post is just as bad as I remember. Maybe I should publish a blook, I already have a working title, " Worst Of The Worst Of That Phucker Fuzz, or Things To Read After Masterbating In The Bathroom."