Friday, March 24, 2006
Trapped In A Man's Body
As you can tell by the pics that I post and my template in general, I love the ladies. I have always been comfortable around the fairer sex. I love the way they walk. I love the way they talk. I love the way they move. I love the warm smiles and the wicked grins. I love the sultry come hither glances and I love the fire in their eyes. Although I found the woman of my dreams and no longer shopping around, I would be the basest of liars if I said that I don't like to window shop. It's not like I am shopping for keeps or even going out for a test drive. I am just appreciating what's out there.
On our first date, Angry Joyce asked me if I was married, single, divorced, gay, or what. I simply responded that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Although we both got a laugh out of my response, there is a nugget of truth in what I said. One of my favorite things to do on a Friday night was to hang out sitting in a barstool at P.J. Belly's Blues Bar knocking down Crown and Cokes and listening to some mighty fine blues. On many occasions the Cliff to my Norm was a gorgeous lesbian that I will for anonymity sake call Butch. (She would get a kick out of that as she is one of the most feminine women, in appearance, that I have ever known.)
Butch and I would sit back talk about our jobs, our sex lives, news of the day, and life in general. One of our favorite activities was to keep a close eye on the front door and discuss the attributes of the women that walked through the front door. I suppose it must seem a little strange for a man and a woman to be talking about this subject. We weren't looking to score with any of the ladies walking through those doors. We were both of the opinion that we loved this bar and did not want to ruin our good times by having to dodge someone that we might have hooked up with there.
Shortly before I met Angry Joyce, P.J. Bellies shut down and I lost track of Butch. But every once in a while when I see a certain type of good looking woman, I think of how Butch would really appreciate the way she looked.
If you are wondering what led me to relate this little tale, it is a shameless plug for Beauty vs. The Beast. The topic this time around is 'What are the three most endearing qualities in the opposite sex.' Cissa Fireheart and Phred take on the task this time around. I think that you will enjoy the way that they tackled the subject. I know that I did.