Saturday, March 18, 2006
I have volunteered to keep Siren's, Beauty versus The Beast site up while she is on a break dealing with some personal issues. I am a big fan of the site and it would be a shame for this great idea to not continue.
I am currently seeking volunteers for guest posters on the site. If you are not familiar with the site, I would urge you to give it a read. The posts are filled with some great writing from numerous guest authors and it seems to bring out the best in each of them. If you would like to join the illustrious list of guest authors on the site, just click on my e-mail address on my sidebar. I would love to hear from you and I know that Siren would appreciate it.
I promise to do my best in cleaning up my act over there but around here you have no such luck on that score, so in the spirit of Beauty versus The Beast, here is a little point/counterpoint joke for the weekend.
A family is having dinner when the son asks his father how many different kind of boobies there are in the world. His father tells him 'There are three. In her 20's they're like melons, round and firm. In her 30's and 40's they're like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. In her 50's they're like onions, you see them and you cry.'
The daughter then asks the mother how many different kind of willies there are in the world. The mother smiles and says, 'There are three. In his 20's it is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's it's like a birch flexible but reliable. After his 50's it is like a Christmas Tree. Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.'