Sunday, March 05, 2006

Feeling The Love

To put first things first, I want to thank everyone who came by and commented on my last post. I cannot begin to express how happy I am that you did. I had been feeling a lot of anger building inside myself. A vacation from work helped but more than that I needed to release my anger and start to feel my love for humanity return. I thank each and every one of you for helping me. I was fed hate and shit love. So let the ass kissing begin.

My darling wife, after ten years of trials and tribulations, I love you even more today than the day that we confessed our love for one another. Your humor, your warmth, and your beauty only grow day by day. I consider it the greatest gift to know that I will spend the rest of my life showing you how much I love you.

Vic, you are a courageous woman. I am thankful that I have found a friend here in the 'sphere with your strength. The glimpses of yourself that you have shown, paint a picture of a true classic. One of beauty and of wisdom; of warmth and of compassion; of love and of loyalty; of wit and of humor. I thank you for being you and for being here. You are a survivor and all around you are truly blessed by knowing you.

Ranea, with every post that you write, more and more of the real you comes shining through. A woman of biting wit and strong convictions. You truly have a thirst for life. It is infectious and I thank you for bringing that to my life. I have no doubt in my mind whatsoever, that your readership will only grow day by day.

Ann, thanks for making us laugh. Your bright smile and never say die attitude never fails to brighten my day. Your playful nature is only exceeded by your biting humor. I think you so much as it helps me to bring that side of me out in what I do.

Siren, How can I say enough about you? I am so very lucky to be able to call you a friend. You are one of the kindest souls that I have met here in the 'sphere. It never fails to encourage me every time that you comment. You possess a keen mind and a love of the world around you. You make me laugh and you make me see the world with a clearer view. I am a better person for that.

George W. Bush, Thanks for giving this nation one hell of a reason to laugh and bitch. Your antics show that you are not an idiot but have been using strategery. Sorry Laurie, I had to do that. I want to thank you for being one of my oldest blogfriends. I can remember a time when we were both starting out this blog thing together. We were both lucky to get three or four comments per post. You broke out but I never envied you and you never turned your back on me. Some of our initial friends are gone but I am so glad that you are still here. My love to you always.

Dinky the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Your tacos and beef and bean burritos bring a sweet aroma to the world around us. Thank you for a fast fix of flatulence. Sorry anelize, I cannot tell you in mere words how much it means to me when you come by. You make me feel good about myself and we all need that from time to time. I delight in your happiness and sympathize in your sorrows. Thank you for being a friend.

Jar Jar Binks, I think you for being one of the coolest toys ever offered with a kid's meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken. My son had untold hours of enjoyment winding you up on your lily pad and watching you kick your way around the tub.

Grocery store managers, I enjoyed the Snickers. Thanks so much for making it so handy. Sorry Rocky, you showed me that blogging wasn't just about throwing out a couple of risque comments on a post. Your skills with the written word compelled me to work on what little talent I possess. When I was young, I had delusions of becoming a writer but those dreams were long gone. Thank you for helping me realize that dreams never wholly die.

Jerry Falwell, Thank you so much for being the bastion of fascism. Without you and your self-serving cohorts taking Larry Flynt all the way to the Supreme Court then I and so many others might not have the right to say what we feel without threat of some douchebag suing us. Sorry, Bruce, You are a stable voice in a world of confusion. I thank you for being that voice of reason.

And now a guest post from a good friend, William Jefferson Clinton.

Hillary, Thank you so much for being the headstrong and ambitious woman that you are. Thanks for being there to hide the bodies and stick the skeletons back in the closet. Thanks for standing behind me through every scandal and cum stain. Thanks for being at my side so that people can see me as the pretty one.

Sorry big d, thanks for hounding me into this blog thing. And thanks for this awesome template. It compels me to make the words fit the great framework that you built for me. Thanks for always being there for me.

Sorry to phred also, thanks for being a friend both in here and out there.

This post would be a mile long if I was to kiss all the asses of everyone that made my last post so much fun. And an even longer one if I was to kiss the ass of every blogger that had encouraged and taught me the ins and outs of blogging. If I missed your name then just come over and tell me to kiss your ass. Odds are I just might. Life is a crap shoot after all.

Next post it's back to a happy man in a sick world.


Not so Angry Joyce said...

Oh Fuzz, What a wonderful ass kisser you are!! But I've known that for 10 years now. Thanks for letting me help with your blog this week. I love You.

siren said...

Wow...thanks, Fuzz! That was really sweet and it made me a little teary eyed :)

I always knew you were the guy that would give 110% to any endeavor..even ass kissing. I feel that my ass has been sufficiently kissed!

Vic said...

AAAwwwww sweet! Those are some of the nicest words anyone has ever said about me (that is, unless there was a blow job involved). It was fun. Thanks for including me. You're the best blogger buddy ever! Ass kissing all around!

Ann Alsex said...

AAAhhh fuxxie, That was too sweet!! My little bobo is chafed from that kissing ;D

angel, jr. said...

I'm glad you are back and ready to blog again.
Time does heal. But Barry Manilow does not heal anything. I'm glad you didn't listen to him mon your break.

Ranea said...

Thanx Fuzz for the sloppy wet kiss. And thanx for the link to my site, I've had some people come by already! And most of all thanx for the words of encouragement.I hope I can find some blogger buddies like your, loyal, funny, sweet, and always there to listen.:) kisses!

phred said...

Thanks , dude.

I believe .. (in this world), we just couldn`t make it if we didn`t have a sense of humor. Or a vent place.

I don`t know about all of yall..but I feel better after all that ass kissin.

:P fuzzbox said...

Joyce: Don't worry, I'll go back to pissing you off soon enough.

siren: Thank you. If you can't give it your all then why do it? It was a pleasure.

vic: WTF, I thought it was for a blow job. Shit!!!

ann: My lips are a little chapped too. Loved that audio post. Phunny stuff if you would pardon the interruption.

angel: You better watch what you say. The cult of Barry was reading the last post. You don't want to find yourself a marked man like me. The Polyster Mafia is stronger than ever.

ranea: Just hang in there girl. Remember that you are doing this for yourself. You are just starting to build what will be a great blog. If you build it they will come. okay.

phred: See ya in the morning, bud. Thanks for everything.

David Amulet said...

I am a happier man in this sick world to see this post. It's nice to see blogger types being kind and classy instead of bitchy and annoying. Maybe that's why we keep our blogging circle going.

And don't let the massive response to your angry post drive you in that direction. The Web has enough of that, and you're too good to resort to doing it all the time!

-- david

Bruce said...

Fuzz- thanks dude... As long as there are people like Uncle Jerry around, I'll never stop railing against them.

Sugardaddy said...

sucking up can be dangerous. sometimes someone might want you to suck down............

Keshi said...

aww thats a sweet loving post thanking all the ppl who brought back ur belief in Love...well-said Fuzzy!


:P fuzzbox said...

david: Thank you. I appreciate your kind words. I promise that I will be the same guy that I have always been only more so.

My last post was an announcement of sorts. I will no longer hold back who I am for the sake of offending anyone. I have always been somewhat of a blogwhore. I am done with that stage of this blog.

When I feel like being sloppy sweet, well then I will be sloppy sweet. When I feel like getting down and dirty then I will do so.

My blog whoring blitz, as you called it, was simply a call to all my blog friends to see if they still wanted to read my blog; warts and all.

You are another blogger that I feel has great skills with the written word and it has pushed me to strengthen my own. For that I am thankful. Hope you stick around.

bruce: Thank you for that. The self-rightous are only self-delusional. If I believe in anything it is that truth will win out in the end. It is just the eternal optimist in me.

sugar daddy: Ain't that the truth. Thanks for stopping by with those sage words of advice.

keshi: Thank you so much. I had so much fun and you were a big part of it.

Green Eyes said...

Now you've got me all excited about what you'll post next!

Thanks for linking me, Fuzz, you're the best!

April said...

Such the sweetheart you are.

Does a girl like me good to see there is true love in the world.

RAVEN the PITA said...

No fair I missed the post!! I want some lovin too!!! *pout* ps. - angry joyce sure is lucky to have you (even if you were probably just trying to get laid on vacation...) heehee

the weirdgirl said...

Much fun, fuzz! Thanks for letting us all play. (See, venting. That's the whole reason I don't let family know I have a blog.)

:P fuzzbox said...

green eyes: Thanks for everything on that last post. You are very welcome for the link. It was the least that I could do.

april: Thanks soo much. I wish the best for you. You Rock.

pita: I was beginning to think that you had fallen from the face of the earth. Where you been girl?

weirdgirl: Thanks. I guess that I am just lucky. I have a brother that quit his blog for breaking the rule of letting his fiancee see it.

Big D said...

I should have ate breakfast then I could have had something to throw up. Retching sucks.

:P fuzzbox said...

big d: You are absolutely right. So the next post will be a mommy blogger post, Just cause I know you luuuv them soooo.

Shay said...

what about me?


Laurie said...

Awwwwwwww!!! THANK YOU!!! That was so sweet! I haven't been around as much lately, but you know that's just because of my ugly schedule.

Much love to you, too Fuzz :-)

:P fuzzbox said...

shay: Glad you showed up. I would like to thank you. I may seem different than some in your blogroll but you have always treated me with respect. And it just goes to show that we are all just people and we none of us should hide our sexual nature. Thank you.

laurie: I know but I do know that you come by when you can. Thanks for being there.

Rocky said...

Fuzz, thanks much for the kind words and comments. It's nice to hear that I inspire you because you inspire me too.
Your blog posts and ideas, along with the comments you leave on my blog, really brighten my days. The dream never dies, indeed, and you my friend are a talented writer with a sense of humor I really enjoy.

:P fuzzbox said...

rocky: Thanks. It means a lot.