Feeling The Love

To put first things first, I want to thank everyone who came by and commented on my last post. I cannot begin to express how happy I am that you did. I had been feeling a lot of anger building inside myself. A vacation from work helped but more than that I needed to release my anger and start to feel my love for humanity return. I thank each and every one of you for helping me. I was fed hate and shit love. So let the ass kissing begin.

My darling wife, after ten years of trials and tribulations, I love you even more today than the day that we confessed our love for one another. Your humor, your warmth, and your beauty only grow day by day. I consider it the greatest gift to know that I will spend the rest of my life showing you how much I love you.

Vic, you are a courageous woman. I am thankful that I have found a friend here in the 'sphere with your strength. The glimpses of yourself that you have shown, paint a picture of a true classic. One of beauty and of wisdom; of warmth and of compassion; of love and of loyalty; of wit and of humor. I thank you for being you and for being here. You are a survivor and all around you are truly blessed by knowing you.

Ranea, with every post that you write, more and more of the real you comes shining through. A woman of biting wit and strong convictions. You truly have a thirst for life. It is infectious and I thank you for bringing that to my life. I have no doubt in my mind whatsoever, that your readership will only grow day by day.

Ann, thanks for making us laugh. Your bright smile and never say die attitude never fails to brighten my day. Your playful nature is only exceeded by your biting humor. I think you so much as it helps me to bring that side of me out in what I do.

Siren, How can I say enough about you? I am so very lucky to be able to call you a friend. You are one of the kindest souls that I have met here in the 'sphere. It never fails to encourage me every time that you comment. You possess a keen mind and a love of the world around you. You make me laugh and you make me see the world with a clearer view. I am a better person for that.

George W. Bush, Thanks for giving this nation one hell of a reason to laugh and bitch. Your antics show that you are not an idiot but have been using strategery. Sorry Laurie, I had to do that. I want to thank you for being one of my oldest blogfriends. I can remember a time when we were both starting out this blog thing together. We were both lucky to get three or four comments per post. You broke out but I never envied you and you never turned your back on me. Some of our initial friends are gone but I am so glad that you are still here. My love to you always.

Dinky the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Your tacos and beef and bean burritos bring a sweet aroma to the world around us. Thank you for a fast fix of flatulence. Sorry anelize, I cannot tell you in mere words how much it means to me when you come by. You make me feel good about myself and we all need that from time to time. I delight in your happiness and sympathize in your sorrows. Thank you for being a friend.

Jar Jar Binks, I think you for being one of the coolest toys ever offered with a kid's meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken. My son had untold hours of enjoyment winding you up on your lily pad and watching you kick your way around the tub.

Grocery store managers, I enjoyed the Snickers. Thanks so much for making it so handy. Sorry Rocky, you showed me that blogging wasn't just about throwing out a couple of risque comments on a post. Your skills with the written word compelled me to work on what little talent I possess. When I was young, I had delusions of becoming a writer but those dreams were long gone. Thank you for helping me realize that dreams never wholly die.

Jerry Falwell, Thank you so much for being the bastion of fascism. Without you and your self-serving cohorts taking Larry Flynt all the way to the Supreme Court then I and so many others might not have the right to say what we feel without threat of some douchebag suing us. Sorry, Bruce, You are a stable voice in a world of confusion. I thank you for being that voice of reason.

And now a guest post from a good friend, William Jefferson Clinton.

Hillary, Thank you so much for being the headstrong and ambitious woman that you are. Thanks for being there to hide the bodies and stick the skeletons back in the closet. Thanks for standing behind me through every scandal and cum stain. Thanks for being at my side so that people can see me as the pretty one.

Sorry big d, thanks for hounding me into this blog thing. And thanks for this awesome template. It compels me to make the words fit the great framework that you built for me. Thanks for always being there for me.

Sorry to phred also, thanks for being a friend both in here and out there.

This post would be a mile long if I was to kiss all the asses of everyone that made my last post so much fun. And an even longer one if I was to kiss the ass of every blogger that had encouraged and taught me the ins and outs of blogging. If I missed your name then just come over and tell me to kiss your ass. Odds are I just might. Life is a crap shoot after all.

Next post it's back to a happy man in a sick world.