Tuesday, May 16, 2006

What Makes It Truly Great


The current topic over at Beauty vs. The Beast is, "What are the three main attributes that make a great lover." I will paraphrase Jack Nicholson from the movie, ' Goin' South', " I don't want to put callouses on my hand pattin' myself on the back, but this is maybe my beastliest post yet." If practice makes perfect maybe after another couple of hundred posts, I might be worth a shit. But I wouldn't bet the farm on it.

Here's to a good nights sleep on a dry spot; if you can find one. If you can't then count yourself lucky and I don't have to tell you to have a good night.

21 comments:

Pixie said...

Phft, I always try to ensure that the wet spot is on his side, the floor, the sofa..anywhere but my side ;)

Ben Heller said...

Who's been eating ice cream in bed again ?

How ya doin' Fuzz ?

:P fuzzbox said...

pixie: I am the same way. Sometimes you have to be tricksy to get it done.

ben: Good to see you back. Ice Cream is much better than crackers. I'll take the wet over the crumbly any day of the week.

Curare_Z said...

That is EXACTLY why the shower rocks. You get your business done...dry off...and no one sleeps in the wet spot.

Green Eyes said...

It's all about the roll to end up on their side of the bed!

Ranea said...

If it was good enough. Who cares about the wet spot.

Ann Alsex said...

There are no dry spots on my bed!

You did great Fuxxy! You are the man!

guerrilla blogger said...

if you do it right, i think the whole bed and most of the floor, parts of the cieling, and the windows are all a bit wet...

dragonflyfilly said...

three main attributes of a great lover:
> the ability and willingness to be completely vulnerable (i.e. courage to submit to complete surrender??)

> knowledge of male/female anatomy

> self-acceptance, and acceptance/respect of other

cheers,
pj

p.s. you still have not told me what *bluggin'* means [??]

dragonflyfilly said...

another "teaser" for you Fuzz [i.e. to entice you over to Flamingos Hideaway]...

guerrilla blogger: the mind boggles! (at the picture your words invoke) *she laughs sardonically*


i'm procrastinating, blogging around when i should be going out for a walk...it looks too hot out there...

dragonflyfilly said...

what do you mean, bugs??????

:P fuzzbox said...

curare: It is nice but since 70% of home accidents are caused by slipping in the shower be sure and practice safe sex by putting down a rubber mat.

green eyes: You know all the tricks don't you.

ranea: Exactly!

ann: You are the greatest!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

gb: Be careful you don't get Richie Fever dancin' on the ceiling.

dragonfly filly: I guess I should say insects. The bees, grasshoppers, and what not. I thought I answered that question on the post that it was asked. Hmmm, I will have to check back on that. Til then keep on bluggin'.

cleveland said...

nice post over at bvb and good luck on your up coming adventure

dragonflyfilly said...

alrighty then...JIP answered the question, silly me...i was thinking of electronic bugs for some strange reason, i suppose because my computer keeps freezing whenever i type in my hotmail password!!! - well, actually, i was not really "thinking" much at all this morning, i'm somewhat distracted....

ahhh yes, of course the insects! - thanks JIP ...well, the dragonflies are symbolic of illusion, the bee = the sweet nectar of life; the butterflies = transformation; the worms = they muck around in the mud, and help to feed the soil, and so on....i don't really know...i did not really give it much thought, i just drew what came to mind...

starbender said...

Luv'd both posts! Hard 2 scrunch it down to 3! I hate the wet spots!
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:P fuzzbox said...

cleveland: It will have to be better than a day at work anyway.

dragonfly filly: The bee as the sweet nectar of life; I like that.

starbender: I consider them a pat on the back. Until a few minutes later when it gets cold and clammy.

Keshi said...

I dun get much time to read BvB but I have been there b4...its superb stuff!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey good-looking dude, wanna see ya immeditaley, lol!

Keshi.

Jamie said...

Reading that made me think of a recent event of my own, and an attribute that is major. Want. You have to want the person. Do you know how hard it is to pleasure someone you DON'T want? How hard it is not to shudder, or say something mean?

Hmmm, maybe I need to learn to say no better...

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: :)

jamie: Hmm, I never thought of that one. I guess that would be a big plus.