Yesterday, my brother Big D gave me a call. He asked if I would allow our brother, Crazy Dan, to guest post on Blugstuff. I asked him why since he is a team member at West Texas Rocks and posts there at times. He would not tell me the reason. I tried to call Crazy Dan but he was not home at the time.
I started thinking of why he might want to post here and not at his usual place and the answer came to me as a bright flash of light (sort of like in cartoons.) Recently, Crazy Dan was ripped to shreds at the site italk2much for making a comment to a friend telling him keep his chin up after his blogsite was given the once over by these self-proclaimed bitches. To the best of my knowledge, he did not go to their site to do so but only commented to his friend on his friends site.
After getting in touch with him later in the evening, I found that this was indeed the fact and since Big D is a fan of the site and even has them on his blogroll. Dan did not wish for his post to give Big D any grief if there was a mix up in just who posted the response.
I have no problem letting Crazy Dan post that response to them here. It is true that I keep tabs on this site. Quite a few of the blogs that are listed on my blogroll have received ill treatment at these self-proclaimed bitches. Therefore I like to see if any more will suffer from a scathing review.
I would have no problem with this site that reviews other blogs as long as the criticism is kept to the blog and not a personal attack by these self appointed mistress' of the blog world (and they do have one token male.) If constructive criticism was offered and not just roasting a blog for the sake of their sheer demented pleasure and the whims of their readership, I would have no problem with it at all.
Whenever a blogger that is on my blogroll gets treated shabbily by this site the same thought always echoes in my mind; Why in the world would anyone submit their blog to these people? If you have any questions or doubts, Ask your readers! They are the ones that count not some site where the authors only interest is seeing how much humiliation they can heap upon you.
It is true that I have seen the authors of this blog give good reviews to a few blogs but that is by far a lesser number than those that they humiliate. I fully expect that they will see this response; in fact I am sure that Crazy Dan will let them know, if not then I shall. I also expect that they will retaliate in some way. I do not know whether they will choose to legitimize either Crazy Dan's or my words on their site. I can only state that I will never submit my blog for their hatchet and if my site is reviewed, I wish for it to be known that it is not by any submission of mine.
I have built this site, as humble as it is, by being courteous to my guests, keeping my readers in mind, and telling my story in as entertaining of a way as I possibly can. Not by humiliating and demeaning others and gaining readers over the broken bodies that litter the Blogosphere. Their readership is far greater than mine so I suppose their method works best but it is a method that I cannot and will not use.
Enough of my rant. One word of caution to those readers not familiar with Crazy Dan. He can get a tad bit foul at times. Take it away Crazy Dan.
Stand Up For Your Brothers And Sisters
The ladies of 'I Talk Too Much' want my balls and used the high school method of being a bitch so that they can try and wrestle with the anaconda. Unfortunately for them I am getting married soon so they can not experience the joy that is my cock.
Their site is all about talking shitty about other blogs. I have no problem with that. I love talking shit myself but at least I can take it when someone decides to sling some of that shit back my way. However, they have some gay ass disclaimer telling people not to talk back to them if you don't like what they say.
For standing up for my fellow blogger they have decided to attack me. I did not go back to my blog and talk shit about them. I merely commented to a friend on his site to keep his chin up. Sure he asked for the criticism, after all he did submit his blog to their site in hopes of getting some feedback. However, I am going to defend my friends eventhough their site tells you not to defend them. Only a piece of shit cocksucker would not defend their friends. I do not care if my friends pants are covered in shit and smells like Ms. Chatty's trailer house, to me the smell reminds me of rain in the summer if some questions them about hygiene.
Still I would not post anything bad against their blog but they told me, "Can you get a little more original? Think of something on your own?" So I will attempt to be more creative for them.Note I can not use the following:Fat, Whores, or Bitches (This one really is not fair since they call themselves bitches) Ignorant, uneducated and stupid.
"I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING KIDS K?" Thank you Jesus for making this woman's vagina so horrible that no man will enter it for fear of the noxious fumes. (A simple sentence that actually shows that she is not a whore because no one on Earth would want to have sex with her.)
"I also make more money in a month than you will in 6 so obviously I'm very good at what I do." I am sure by being one of the few professionals that will engage in double anal, fisting, and bukake your business schedule is filled and no one could hope to compete with your bank account. Not only do I applaud you for making more then I do but I would like to inquire as to your anal gang bang charge. (Some might argue that I am saying she is a whore here but whores do not get paid for their services.)
"If you hate us so much why the fuck are we on your blogroll?" First off it is not my blog Big D is generous and lets me post there sometimes. I never said that I hated you. I can be friends with fat bitchy housewives that play cum gurgling queen games for their grandfathers because they are uneducated and do not realize that being a whore is not something that is considered good. Enjoy being the toothless donkey fucking skidmark of bloggerdom. (Damn, I guess your right I am an unoriginal bastard that steals all my creativity from other people. Thanks for the idea though.)
by Crazy Dan