Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Spankin' Post



They call it abusing yourself so I guess that it's true, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. And sometimes you just have to be good to yourself.

May has been proclaimed Masturbation Month. Celebrate responsibly.

Thanks for the pic, Starbender. And thanks for bringing International Masturbation Month to my attention, Shay. You both rock.

32 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

Awesome, I knew may was my favorite month... breezy birthday is this month I wonder if it is a sign??

Big D said...

I thought ever month was Masterbation Month?

ozymandiaz said...

I'd like to see that bill go thru congess

starbender said...

Hahahaaaa, ...all month?
I'm off 2 the toy store!

:o

muhhahaaa... big D, u kill me!

:P fuzzbox said...

cd: Why do you think that they call it the merry month of May.

big d: Celebrate goood times.

ozy: They shouldn't have any problems with it. They are the biggest bunch of jack offs around.

starbender: Toys R Us kid huh.

Vic said...

Oh Fuzz...every month's masturbation month in my house. That is if we have hot water and the shower massager isn't broken. Oh wait, I mean masturbation? What's that? Won't that make you blind or something?

Perplexio said...

Speaking of Masturbation... is anyone besides me surprised that no one ever thought to mix together the songs Turning Japanese by the Vapors and The Stroke by Billy Squier?

"I'm think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

STROKE STROKE"

I don't have the musical wherewithal to pull off such a musical feat myself. I'll leave this daunting task of derring-do to those more musically/technologically accomplished than myself.

Horny Old Guy said...

Shocking! Does the Pope know about this?

Catch said...

I heard it makes you go blind and I only wanna do it till I need glasses......ahhhhhhh...ahhhhhhh....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...lol. great picture...it cracked me up!

angel, jr. said...

Good, then I've got a good start.

tubawench said...

I may have a new favorite month. It might be time to host that "fun" party I've been wanting to have. I need some new toys to tide me over til the hubby returns. Plus, toys can always be shared with him.

And I'm sure the Catholic Church does not approve of Masturbation Month since they are against autoerotica.

Green Eyes said...

Thanks for letting me know so early in the month, Fuzz. You're my hero!

The Phoenix said...

Another self-pleasure song comes to mind, Perplexio:

Cindy Lauper's, "She Bops."

Obviously, the Divinals' "I Touch Myself" is a self-love song, albeit a very obvious one.

Curare_Z said...

That picture slays me! HA HA HA

Masterbation month. I'll have to tell The Antidote. He tries to tell me that every month is Hummer Month.

Perplexio said...

Phoenix: There's a song by an Aussie folk group, the Waifs, which has some pretty cool self love lyrics too.

From The Haircut:

So now when I make love I make love to myself
I got no disease so it's good for my health
I got my hands in my pants down my Calvin Kleins
I dont need you no more baby, I can come every time

Ann Alsex said...

Fuxxie, I just luuuv May. Hummy does too. :D

Do you think the phoenix and perplexio know about IM'ing? They seem kinda sweet on one another.

siren said...

That picture is perfect :) Another valuable public service announcement. What would we do without you?

:P fuzzbox said...

vic: ;)

perplexio: Sounds like a good mix.

horny old guy: He probably is a closet yanker, or is that vestibule yanker. Thanks for popping in. I enjoyed your news over there.

catch: Speaking of which, I need to get my prescription checked.

angel jr: It's always nice to get a leg up.

:P fuzzbox said...

tubawench: It's always nice to share. :)

green eyes: Just doing my part to make the world a happier place.

curare: That would be a great comeback.

ann: That's kinda mean. Phunny but mean. Have a merry May. :)

siren: When it comes to service, I am always happy to be of service. ;)

Jim said...

well, now at least you will have something to do when driving the company truck

:P fuzzbox said...

jim: I never thought of that. That is brilliant.

Bruce said...

I'm. having. trouble. reading. this...

Big D said...

Ann we know who wears the hat in that relationship.

starbender said...

the merry month of may!
Indeed!
8]




hahaa!

Anelize said...

I can always count on you, Fuzz, to keep me up to date on the reallllllly important news. *grin*

And this tops out my important meter. :D

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: :)

big d: That's harsh.

starbender: ;)

anelize: Happy I could be there. :)


I must be in a smiley face mood this morning.

Dr. Cissa Fireheart said...

Hubby says he need to get busy catching up for the month!

Thanks for the info fuzz!

:P fuzzbox said...

cissa: Happy to help. Tell him to be careful though. Doubling up to catch up can lead to problems.

Laurie said...

Time to celebrate!! :-)

:P fuzzbox said...

It is truly a Celebration worth celebrating.

Shay said...

I love how cheerful that guy looks!

:P fuzzbox said...

It's happy days!