Fuzz, hope things get better today-you know I am warped, but this may make you chuckle… Sometimes when sh#t happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've taken a sh#t. Here are some sh#t definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Sh#t -you know you've sh#t. There's sh#t on the toilet paper, but no sh#t in the bowl. Second Thought Sh#t- You're all done wiping your azz and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more. Right Now Sh#t- You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down. Some call this groundhoggin? haha it's a sick world
That one picture encapsulates my entire life. The only thing missing is having Cookie monster on the toilet squeezing out one final poop after eating all that fiber from his salads.
22 comments:
Here Here!!!! I hope your day gets better...
I resemble that remark !!! *hic*
If you put a county uniform on that dude it's like a perfect representation of my job. If I'm not in the shit already its not far off...
Been there, but I washed myself off good--with some lava soap, works like a charm.
Hope your day gets better.
They say a picture says a thousand words, Fuzz, and I heard them all!
To tomorrow, cheers!
Fuzz, hope things get better today-you know I am warped, but this may make you chuckle…
Sometimes when sh#t happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've taken a sh#t. Here are some sh#t definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...
Ghost Sh#t -you know you've sh#t. There's sh#t on the toilet paper, but no sh#t in the bowl.
Second Thought Sh#t- You're all done wiping your azz and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.
Right Now Sh#t- You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
Some call this groundhoggin?
haha it's a sick world
sometimes, you're just in for it no matter what you do.
Oh, this is my day all the way!! It has gone from bad to worse, then hooked a right to catastrophe! LOL
lol..great picture Fuzz, but then I would expect nothing less from you!!! please try to have a good day!!!!! :))
A classic display of "Murphy's Law" in action.
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curare: It is about five so it is bound to get better soon.
phred: A little early this morning?
ozy: Hope the shit stayed just around the corner and not on you.
angel, jr: I may need a volcano's worth of Lava.
mimi: Closer and closer to the end of this one. Thank Goodness.
green eyes: Tomorrow, Tomorrow, Your only a day Away!!!
oldfarts wife: Damn, It's good to see you. Thanks for the laugh. Yes it is a sick world. For that I am thankful.
phlegmmy: Ain't that the truth. Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
siren: Glad that you liked it :)
sherri: Maybe tomorrow will be better for the both of us. In my case it couldn't get a hell of a lot worse so there is no way but up.
catch: As soon as I get out of here I plan on working on it.
michael: It is one law that I seem to be able to abide by. Damn the luck.
That one picture encapsulates my entire life. The only thing missing is having Cookie monster on the toilet squeezing out one final poop after eating all that fiber from his salads.
phoenix: I know the feeling.
LOL reminded me of Mr.Bean in Johnny English when he went up this poo-tunnel hahahaha!
Keshi.
Fuxx, yezz!
Me too. Can we have another venting post? I need to yell about a stupid control-freak playgroup mom (whom today I told to stick it).
Great cartoon, Fuzz. I doubt the inmate will be sporting a shit-eating grin once he breaks through the other side.
keshi: Glad you liked it.
phred: Hellz yeh.
weirdgirl: It's always a good day to vent.
rocky: Good to see you back. I was wondering when you would be back from exile.
Awww, Fuzz! I love that song! Thanks for singing it for me!
Bet your bottom dollar they'll be sun!
Shine on!
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