Friday, May 19, 2006

The Day Has Come


The Day has arrived that I spoke of here. I will be boarding a bus and playing Gandalf to a bunch of babbling halflings. Although the tunnel that we will be visiting to watch the bat fly out is no Mine Of Moria, I still think that I will carry a walking stick. Maybe if there is a teacher or another parent that is a shrew, I can re-enact the Balrog scene from LOTR.

" I am a servent of the Secret Fire, weilder of the Flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udan. Go Back to the Shadow. You shall not pass. You nappy assed biatch!!!"

Have a great weekend everyone and Wish me luck! If I do not check back in awhile, You will know that one of three things has happened.

A) The demon spawn have driven me into an insane asylum.

B) I got too drunk and fell to my demise in the Canyon.

C) I lost the battle with the Balrog. ( I hope she doesn't have a wart like that principal in the movie 'Uncle Buck.' That would be just plain nasty.)

28 comments:

Mimi said...

ooo I am first ;)

Good luck! I will be thinking of you today and hoping that you come out of it with your sanity.

BTW-If there is a nasty wart as in Uncle Buck I am sure you could find a rat in the cave to knaw it off like wise Buck says in the movie :)

Crazy Dan said...

I can't believe they asked you its almost like they know nothing about you. I mean I learned how to make teachers cry and go into nervous breakdowns because of you! This just sounds like some sort of unholy alliance.

Curare_Z said...

Good luck Fuzz. But, I think you'll command more respect if you carry an axe in lieu of a walking stick....

Ranea said...

Watch your back Fuzz. Those hobits can be tricksy!

Andie D. said...

Best of luck. Not to you, to the kids. ;)

ozymandiaz said...

Prayers be with you dear friend. Tarry well.

p.s. your word verification has "bj" in it, that's a good sign right?

siren said...

I'm praying for you, Fuzz. Hope you have a great time!

guerrilla blogger said...

be safe, have fun, don't put that ring on no matter how much you want to...a discreet hip flask can be your freind...

Green Eyes said...

LUCK, Uncle Fuzz! Have fun with the kiddies! lol (sorry, I couldn't keep it in, *giggles)

Big D said...

I'm rooting for the demon spawn.

jane said...

You need more than prayers. I'm gonna burn some candles too!

Jim said...

so you're off to the Bat Cave, see if you can find Michael Keaton's career, I believe he left it there someplace

Catch said...

Fuzz, those kiddies will be havin so much fun with you Im sure they will ask you to do it again next year! lol

angel, jr. said...

I expect a full report Fuzz style!!

starbender said...

ohoooh.... the day had arrived!
U can tell them the stories of hunting (what ever u call them) I can't spell it off the top of my head! Chupracabras..... something like that anyhow.
R we sneakin the booze onto the bus???
Have fun today!
:)

Pixie said...

Look after yourself "My Precious"
;)

michaelm said...

I'm with Angel, Jr., I will expect a full report.
Stay safe, Fuzz...

~m

phred said...

Be careful, remember..you can always call on the ''Band of Brothers'' or use''Phone a Friend''.

(I`ve heard that bats carry RABIES and other deadly germs).

cleveland said...

godspeed fuzz and good luck

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: No warts but one of the teachers was pregnant. So no chance of sneaking off to the tunnel and knocking her up :)

cd: Muhahaha!!!

curare: At that age kids respect one thing. You are bigger than they are. I didn't even need a stick.

ranea: There was even a Pippen. A fool of a Took.

:P fuzzbox said...

andie d: Don't worry about the young 'uns. I left no marks.

ozy: One of the best signs of all.

siren: It was a blast.

gb: There was a time or two where I would have loved to disappear but I persevered. If you have ever go through having a 11 year old urchin attempting to give you a foreign language listen, Run.

:P fuzzbox said...

green eyes: Thanks, It was a lot of fun.

big d: You always root for the side that doesn't have a chance.

jane: It must have helped. I got back in one piece, no crazier than before.

jim: No sign of Keeton but I think that the park ranger is the illegitamate offspring of Mister Green Jeans. That should count for something.

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: I would gladly do it again.

angel, jr: I will start the tale here on Monday.

starbender: I didn't see any chupas, but I do believe one of the spawns was a hybrid of human and Bigfoot. Damn he was a big kid.

pixie: I was a good Smeagol.

:P fuzzbox said...

michael: Safe and sound. No worries.

phred: Other than whooshing by my ears, there was no bat attack.

cleveland: Thanks, bud.

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Don't forget, if you get into a serious situation, just put on the ring. The bats can't bite you if they can't find you.

You DO have the ring, don't you?

Keesha

Ben Heller said...

Get Drunk ? I thought dads were supposed to set an example ?

Perplexio said...

I hope you brought a rat to gnaw off any potential facial blemishes from the Balrog.

:P fuzzbox said...

Keesha: Thanks for popping in and keep that wax handy.

ben: No children were harmed or seriously emotionally scarred from the trip.

perplexio: I did see some great pack rats nest but it was not allowed to keep any pets.