Thursday, May 18, 2006

A Shitty Post

I don't know perhaps I have had a lot of shit on my mind but my thoughts have turned to shit today.

Sometimes you give shit and sometimes you take shit. Sometimes you get shit fed to you with a spoon. Some people know their shit and some people don't know shit. In fact some people are so full of shit that their eyes are brown. But every once in a while you meet a pretty good shit.

Sometimes you have a shitty day but some days are shit-free until the shit hits the fan and the bluebird of happiness shits on your birthday cake. Sometimes you come up with some good shit but other days shit happens and you can't come up with shit.

Some things are worth a shit and some things aren't worth shit for nothing. Some things make you stand in awe and nothing can describe it but Holy Shit while other things only make you curse shit on a shingle.

Some people give a shit and some couldn't give shit all. And some people are just so happy that they could shit. Some people you wish would shit and fall back in it, some you would be happy to see suck shit through a straw, and still others you would like to see eat shit and die.

Well that should be just about enough shit for one post so fuck this shit, I'm outta here. Here's hoping that your day is not a shitty one. Because I for one have had enough of the bullshit.

28 comments:

phred said...

I agree..sure as shit.

The Phoenix said...

Don't forget about flinging shit.

And sometimes shit hits the fan.

Mimi said...

Aww Fuzz :( I hope the shit clears up and you have a good day :)

Curare_Z said...

No need to wallow in shit Fuzz. Get your shit up and at 'em.

:P fuzzbox said...

phred: Thanks for that.

phoenix: Yes the shit hits the fan frequently. Once in the post and now twice in the comments.

mimi: I am hoping for it.

curare: I am hoping to get my shit together and do just that.

Perplexio said...

Some people show you shit in their hands and say "Look what I almost stepped in!" and others polish their shoes with shit because they don't know shit from Shine-ola.

ozymandiaz said...

Awwww shit! I know how it is. I just dug up a septic tank with a busted lid. Ya wanna talk shit?...

oldfartswife said...

hahaha, I love it fuzz..sick shit..
I have brown eyes, I do give a shit, so pull on the shitkickers and let er rip fuzz

angel, jr. said...

Liked this post, ironically I didn't need a shovel to get thru it.

:P fuzzbox said...

perplexio: They do seem to be out there.

ozy: That sounds like a world of shit.

old farts wife: Thank you so much for giving a shit.

angel, jr: That is surprising as it was piled high and deep.

Green Eyes said...

You know Fuzz, something about this post really spoke to me.

I loved the shit!

guerrilla blogger said...

it's one of those weeks, isn't it...

Catch said...

how bout those slow drivers in the fast lane who need to shit or get off the pot? lol

Vic said...

Wait a minute....I have brown eyes!

:P fuzzbox said...

green eyes: Thanks, it's nice to have your shit appreciated.

gb: Ain't that the truth.

catch: Good one!

vic: That's okay sometimes mine are too. I am one of those weird individuals whose eye color changes. Mine go from a deep brown to a hazel to an emerald green. It is very strange.

Bruce said...

That's some funny shit, fuzz. It took my mind off all the other shit floating around in there.

siren said...

The shit may hit the fan, but it's not always evenly distributed.

Pixie said...

Aww Fuzz, hold on to that last positive feeling...Otherwise you may find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Have agood day x

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: Thanks, I appreciate it.

siren: It is a strange thing how the shit gets distributed.

pixie: Another excellent example.

Ranea said...

Has the shit started rolling down hill?

Fuckkit said...

Poetry.

Almost.

Keshi said...

so it's full of sh#t today? lol good one mate!

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

ranea: At a pretty good clip.

fuckkit: But not quite.

keshi: Yep, things have turned to shit.

jane said...

You remind me of George Carlin's take on the word FUCK. I think you've used SHIT every which way it could be used. Thanks for the laugh.

starbender said...

This post smells like bullshit!
hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
;]

michaelm said...

You need some sound effects, Fuzz.
Did you mention happy as a "pig in shit"?
What a great all purpose word, huh?

~m

Ben Heller said...

If the shit fits.....wear it.

:P fuzzbox said...

Michael: It is one of the handiest words around. I did not mention the happy factor. But it is a great addition.

ben: :)