While sitting in the doctor's office, I found this article in an old National Geographic. It concerns the East Wind community in Tecumseh, Missouri. From what I take of the article, this is a community of like minded individuals sharing a simple interest in communal living, organic gardening, and nudity.
As a public service to these individuals, I have taken it upon myself to make a list of inappropriate come on lines for the nude gardener looking for love.
1) How about going behind the corn crib and shucking my cob?
2) I hope you like pickles because I have a cucumber with your name written all over it.
3) I guarantee that my chili pepper is the hottest thing that you have ever put in your mouth.
For the gay gardener: 4) You look like a fruit lover. How do you like it, sweet and juicy or tart and tangy?
For the lady gardener: 5) If you like my melons now just wait until you get a taste of my honeydew!