Thursday, August 17, 2006

My Last FOADT

Recently two border patrol agents, Ignacio Ramos and Jose Alonzo Compean were convicted of assault with serious bodily harm; assault with a deadly weapon; discharge of a weapon in relation to a crime of violence; and a civil rights violation. They are both facing a twenty year prison sentences.

This isn't a story of bad cops. This is a story of a government that is more concerned with political bullshit pandering than the safety and security of it's citizens. It is a story of how fucking stupid this country's border policy has become.

What did these two agents do? In case you haven't heard the story, it boils down to this. A scumbag drug smuggler with 800 pounds of pot in his van ran from the border patrol but couldn't outrun the Border Patrol. He then takes off running on foot, the smuggler then turns to Ramos and appears to the agent to be holding a gun. Ramos fires but does not stop the smuggler. In fact, he does not think that he is hit because he does not slow down. The bastard gets away into Mexico where the agents cannot pursue him.

After a few days had passed by, this douchebag drug smuggler's Mommy got in touch with another Border Patrol Agents mother-in-law and whined about her precious little baby being shot in the ass by the big bad Border Patrol. After the chickenshit reports it, the Department of Homeland Insecurity goes to Mexico, brings him back to America for the best of medical treatment, and offers him full immunity from prosecution in exchange for his testimony.

The depth of stupidity in this case boggles my mind. I would think that shooting a drug smuggler in the ass would be cause for a fucking medal. Instead the government pandering to the illegal alien question, sics prosecuters on them and browbeats a jury into convicting two men charged with the thankless and daunting task of protecting a border that is a leaking sieve. So what do you think will happen the next time this happens. My guess is these guys will look the other way, clock out, and collect a damned check. That's what they will do if they play it the smart way. But thankfully for us, I don't think that will happen. These men must have honor and a sense of duty because they damn sure aren't doing it for the money.

So fuck the fucktards at the Office of Homeland Insecurity and fuck all the asslicking chickenshits responsible for convicting these two brave agents.

Click here for the full story.
Click here for Friends of the Border Patrol
Click here for the online petition for a Presidential Pardon. I damn sure signed it.

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I am too much of an anarchist for the FOADT linky thing. That and I am quitting it before I get kicked out of their little club. I have always enjoyed ranting and giving vent to everything from fuckwidgets in the news to assholes at drive-through fast food joints that are paid a commission to fuck a person out of napkins and condiments. I also like the idea of posting these rants weekly on Thursday's. I was perplexed on what to do until Angry Joyce reminded me of one of my favorite posts. So that is just what I will do. From now on every Thursday, I will share with everyone the additions to the list of assholes and bitches that can kiss my ass.

33 comments:

Ranea said...

You should start your own club. I'd join in second!!
BTW-I went and signed the petition.

Phats said...

Design Goddess wrote about this too on her blog! I had not even heard about it that is how busy I have been. although I did hear about the 80 yr old man who smuggled like tons of crack I believe into the US and got busted. 80 yrs old wtf?! Heard that on after midnite

New York City's Watchdog said...

Sorry to hear it's your last FOAD... I told myself to FOAD myself this week... face it... your a trendsetter...

yellowdog granny said...

you are so dead on on this one..fuckity fuck fuck fuck....makes me crazy...and reminds me why we have the 7 day waiting before you can buy a handgun..fuckers.

Keshi said...

F u u F'ing F...lol that was a good one!


Keshi.

Gerald Ford said...

Fewer posts? Yikes, how will I get my fix of swear words and erotic pics?? :(

I can't seem to find that stuff anywhere on the 'Net. ;p

jane said...

You're quitting FOADing? :(
I'm not part of any club & well, I guess if you don't want to, you just don't want to. I'll look forward to your posts telling people to fuck off.

Ben said...

I wonder if I can add my name to the petition even though I'm not American ?

What a shower of amateur daft gits they are to prosecute those guards. They were just doing their job for Gods sake, something these wet, PC conscious, "do gooding", indecisive, bunch of twats have never done in their insignificant lives.

Ol' Lady said...

Those 2 Boarder Guards should be getting 2 things....a medal and more time on the range so they can be a better shot (don't let them get away)

:P fuzzbox said...

ranea: It's great that you signed the petition. I really thought about what you said and stayed up late working on a little something. I had thought about moving this blog to wordpress a while back but decided against it. I still had one open and had not done anything with it. I decided to flip it around a little bit and came up with this http://fuzzbox.wordpress.com/
It is a work in progress and is meant to be an outlet where everyone is welcome. I put my post on it but perhaps the posting that is put up can be done on a rotating basis among the blogroll there.

phats: 80 year old crack? That has to be crusty. ;)

watchdog: I really liked the rant idea and appreciate what y'all offered. Don't think that this is any snub to all of you. It is one of those rose of a different color type thing. I hope you check out the wordpress blog and If you or any of your readers wish to link there, you are all welcome.

granny: Although conservative groups have been the main force behind the outpouring of support, I believe this issue crosses political lines. Justice is justice no matter where you stand in the political spectrum. Thanks for being there.

keshi: Thanks. I have a baseball cap that reads this. I bought it at Ozzfest 2002. Their was a hat dealer that sold caps with a large variety of witty and/or vulgar sayings but only one of a particular saying was sold at one venue. All day long I was known as the Fuck You Guy. I guess that it was ordained that I should do these rants.

:P fuzzbox said...

gerald: You just have to type in some crazy things in search engines. Believe me they are out there.

jane: I hope that you will take a look at the wordpress blog also. Luv ya, Mean it.

ben: After I signed the petition, I was sent an e-mail that gave the stats on where the petition drive was at. There is a total of all fifty states and eight different countries that have signers right now. Every one can make a difference. Thanks!

ol' lady: Ain't that the truth!

Mike said...

We'll miss the FOAD's. Maybe they will make guest appearences sometimes.

Curare_Z said...

FOAD or assoholes and bitches that can kiss your ass?! It's all good in my book.

I hadn't heard about this...but it is ridiculous. How the hell do we keep the drugs out of our borders if we can't shoot the assholes running them in? I guess we're just supposed to nicely ask them to "go back, please." What-the-fuck-ever.

starbender said...

It's sad the shape R country's in!
...everything good is now bad!
:(

My last FOAD also....
They R 2 whinney 4 me...
I don't do drama!

We will come up with something better!

:)

oldfartswife said...

This shit gets my blood boiling.
How can they get by with this crap, POLITICAL BULLSHIT! Darn this fumes me!

As far as foad, to each his own, I always liked kiss my ass.
Same shit diff. day. I have never been one to join clubs. That is unless they are giving away free gifts-
the toes you step on today may be connected to the azz you have to kiss tomorrow-so pucker up and start steppin'

Perplexio said...

Have you ever heard the Ted Nugent song Kiss My Ass? He names off all the people he doesn't like and invites them to kiss his ass? At one point in the song there are even kissy sounds, it's hilarious.

LisaBinDaCity said...

Hokay then!

Nice ranting, Fuzz!

Bruce said...

The fact that the criminals seem to have more rights than the innocent just pisses me off to no end; and this is as prime example. Pardon me while I go punch the wall...

Anonymous said...

You are just like peter

CT said...

what a jackass... they should have shot him more than once...

:P fuzzbox said...

mike: I will not stop ranting. The name will change but the game's the same.

curare: Another thing that really makes no sense is that these guys were convicted in part due to pursueing him in a high speed chase without prior supervisor approval. This makes no sense to me whatsoever.

old fart's wife: Well said!!!

perplexio: I love that tune just nearly as much as 'So What' by Metallica.

lisa: Thanks.

bruce: It is getting rather ridiculous.

anonymous: The biblical one or the pumkin eater???

ct: They should be better shots. They would have probably got a lighter sentance if they would have blown him away.

:P fuzzbox said...

starbender: You are always welcome to join the blogroll at http://fuzzbox.wordpress.com/

Green Eyes said...

That was one of my most favorite posts, too! That's why I loved your FOAD posts, it reminded me of that one!

Angry Joyce is a smart woman, which makes you a VERY lucky man!

Mimi said...

I remember that post! You do not need FOAD Fuzz! You are above it!;)

Jenna Howard said...

Aww no more FOAD? Sigh. Oh well...ass kissing is good to.

This story didn't make it up to my neck of the woods. Yeesh.

:P fuzzbox said...

green eyes: Yes she is and yes I am. I just loved the comment section on that post. It was a lot of fun.

mimi: Thanks!!!

jenna: It is a story that needs to be told.

Leigh said...

This makes me very sick to my stomach, it is very sad. It is just as bad if not worse here in Canada. Thanks for this post.

Catch said...

this is just one of the reasons drugs are such a problem today. The border patrol should be commended...when are we ever gonna learn to stick up for our own instead of worrying about the rest of the world?

Writer Chick said...

Fuzz, you got this one right. The only thing they did wrong was not shoot him in the knee so he would go down and have his ass in a federal prison now. This issue pisses me off so much I'm afraid my teeth will bust from clamping them so hard.
No more FOAD? What? Are you changing your blog address to wordpress?
WC

Laurie said...

What.The.F*ck.

:P fuzzbox said...

leigh: It is a problem everywhere. Our northern border actually let Alex Trebek through. ;) Just kidding, I do not understand why we withold from law enforcement those tools that they desperately need.

wc: But I must admit that shooting him in the ass is funny. I will still be posting rants. You should really check that linked post out. The comment section speaks for itself.

laurie: Zactly

Pixie said...

Fuzz, if you like I will make you a little banner all of your own! Let me know what you want it to say. start your own E-club ;)

phlegmfatale said...

Gawd, what an outrage - it's political correctness run amok. Infuriating!