Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Chompers Delight



She chewed and chewed and chewed some more

She chewed until her jaws were sore.

She chewed half the night and most the day

She chewed each and every care away.

And with every chew her smile grew more wide

For the happy gumball had a surprise inside.

But then the flavor and fun came to an end.

So off to Taco Bell for the munchies to mend.

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Click here to read the news story that was the inspiration for this nonsense.

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( Blugstuff does not endorse or condone the use of illegal drugs, the chewing of gum, or eating at Taco Bell. Remember in the case of all three things Blugstuff urges to just say No Thanks. Have a nice day. )

36 comments:

Catch said...

LoL....you know how I love bubble gum! I didnt know there was some out there that would get me high! They just think of every place to hide those drugs...but I did think bubblegum was safe! ;)) And taco bell...no way would I eat that stuff...yuck. I heard they make those tacos out of little chawawas (sp)

Pixie said...

An hour ? Thats a long time! i get fed up of the same peice of gum after 20-30 mins.

starbender said...

BRILLIANT!!!
Hahaaaaaa,
how come I never C any of this smiley gum 4 sale???
...I think I will start calling around 2 all of the stores until I find some.....
:o

Mimi said...

I can't chew gum for 10 minutes. Damn.

michaelm said...

Ah, the innocent gumball with the happy face.
I, too would stay the hell away from Taco Bell.
I'd opt to throw a Hendrix or SRV CD in the jukebox instead.

~JJackson (aka Kevin Costner, aka ~m)

Mike said...

I thought that White Castle was the fast food joint of choice for stoners? Right Kumar? Off to Cherry Hill, NJ!!!

*hopes people get the reference*

David Amulet said...

Esepcially say no to the three things together. Never a good ending to THAT story.

-- david

Curare_Z said...

Isn't there some urban legend that if you swallow a piece of gum it stays in your stomach for 7 years?

Now that's what I'm talking about!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: Everything in moderation.

pixie: I had to start smoking because I was addicted to nicotine gum. That stuff is expensive. I must stay away from this stuff.

starbender: I forget the site but I found one pic that showed a cut through gumball. It looked nasty. The pot inside the gumball looked very dark. I wonder if they have to manufacture it in some way. I am wondering if it is tar from the inside of stoners pipe or bong.

mimi: My stepdaughter is queen of chewing gum forever but she is much to grumpy so I know it isn't this type.

:P fuzzbox said...

michael: It gives a whole new meaning to bubblegum music.

mike: I did not think of White Castle. I enjoyed the flic but sadly I live in an area not covered by White Castle. I believe Whataburger keeps them out.

david: True that.

curare: I have heard that legend. The gum's packaging guarentees a ten hour high. That is quite some time for a little gumball.

oldfartswife said...

hey fuzz!
I chew more EXTRA gum than you could shake a stick at. I am watching the carbs and they tell me no more taters. I keep chewing the gum, closing my eyes and visions of fried taters dance in my head.
That gumball looks nasty!
We have not eaten Taco Bell since a worker crapped in the beans and several people got e coli. True story! We seldon eat out for fear of who is preparing the food.
Drugs and alcohol have destroyed so many people that I care about, that I just say NO most of the time. Most things in moderation :)

Jenna Howard said...

*blows a bubble*

I never knew schools would have to Say No To Gum.

That's so sad.

I'm addicted to gum. I can go through double pack in almost a day. It's very expensive. And it's just when I'm at work.

Oral fixation. Gotta find a replacement for the gum.

Ben said...

I knew there was something in that People's Poet thing I did. Good verse Fuzz

Fortunately I hate Gum.

Green Eyes said...

Love the poem, Fuzz!

Why would they be so stupid as to put a marijuana plant on the wrapper? Follow through with the brain storming people!

Now, where's my pack of gum?

Jenna Howard said...

The best part about the wrapper...were the directions! "Before, like, you receive YOUR HIGH!!"

So deserved to get busted on that. Duh. Just...duh. You put the instructions on the INSIDE. Err...ah I mean *cough* Bad stuff, very bad stuff. An hour of chewing though? Maybe they need to work on the recipe a bit more.

siren said...

Pretty clever, if not well thought out :)

I would choose Whataburger over White Castle any day. Taco Bell never really makes the list when I have the munchies....I mean, if I had the munchies.

Big D said...

You should see this roach machine I'm working on. I think they chewed to much of that candy and should have cleaned a little house or at least called the orkin man.

Sherri said...

Yikes! Taco bell.... I once spent an entire evening in the bathroom after eating at taco bell.

:P fuzzbox said...

old fart's wife: I haven't heard of that bean debacle. That is just plain nasty.

jenna: The packaging does give it away.

ben: I am not a big chewer of gum anymore but at one time I was. It is an addiction.

green eyes: They didn't try to hide it well.

siren: I like Whataburger but they always screw up my order some way. I just have bad luck with the place.

big d: I read your post. That was nasty.

sherri: It has been known to do that.

phred said...

Where was Marijuna Girl when I was younger ??
Now we know where all those '' bubble gum '' songs came from. No wonder everyone was a lot more laid back in those days.

LisaBinDaCity said...

No Taco Hell? Say it isn't so!

Leigh said...

That stuff must taste nasty!! What next!! Thanks for the giggle, I loved the poem.

The Phoenix said...

What's next, crystal meth ring pops?

jane said...

LOL they're pretty damn creative!

:P fuzzbox said...

phred: She was at my house.

lisa: Yo Quero, Taco Diable?

leigh: It doesn't look very appetizing. But it does look happy.

phoenix: Or maybe lik-m-aid ecstacy.

jane: It is always something to keep a person guessing.

Ol' Lady said...

I think that's just nasty, I couldn't imagine chewing it.

Keshi said...

just imagine what her mouth stinks like yukkk!

Keshi.

Gerald Ford said...

Blugstuff does not endorse or condone the ... eating at Taco Bell

Taco Hell? Who would? That's a liability ol' buddy.

I do like the "good to go" commercial of their's though. I find myself saying it with the hand-motion now and then.

Stupid brainwashing by TV...

Phats said...

Nice! very interesting way to go about this haha

Big Brother, I think Janelle has a secret alliance with Will, but in all it was a smart move to put up Diane I think.

:P fuzzbox said...

ol' lady: It doesn't look very appetizing does it.

keshi: Like a cold sip of bong water.

gerald: It is one of the better commercials out there. But it doesn't hold a candle to Charo's Geiko commercial.

phats: Janelle is being played like a fiddle.

Keshi said...

ok wuts bong water?

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

It is the water in a water pipe also known as a bong.

jay lassiter said...

i used to trade my body for drugs and kicks as well, so i am not in a position to judge.

Gerald Ford said...

It is the water in a water pipe also known as a bong.

Tastes like 7-up. Try it sometime. ;p

yellowdog granny said...

kids today dont have the attention span to chew something for 30 minutes to get high..they would forget after 4 minutes and toss it..now me on the other hand...er..well..never mind..

:P fuzzbox said...

jay: I would think that would put you in a very good position to if not judge at least understand.

gerald: And when using wine it infuses an extra fruity zing.

granny: I wonder if it still works if it is ABC gum.