Friday, August 11, 2006

Scare The What?

Just as one of my favorite new shows ended, I caught the beginning of Scare Tactics. One of the Baldwin's did the intro for the show. He stated that this was the show where you send a friend to them and they scare the you know what out of them.

This phrase has always bothered me. People should really say what they mean and not just say you know what. I do not know what the show scared out of these people. There are so many things to scare out of a person. You can scare the piss out of someone, you can scare the shit out of someone, you can scare the bejesus out of someone, you can scare the hell out of someone, you can scare the stuffing out of someone, and you can even scare the living fuck out of someone.

I was so confused that I couldn't go on watching the show in order to find out. So if anyone actually watched the show and knows just what in the blue blazes got scared out of these yo-yo's please tell me. Enquiring minds want to know.


Catch said...

I wouldnt want to go on any show that would scare the shit, piss, hell or f@@k outta me!! what the hell are people thinking of anymore? its bad enough to see people eating that weird shit on fear factor..just about the time I get a tray set up in front of the tv with a nice steak and baked potato I see that my Mom is watching FF and they are eating some kind of crap that makes me want to hurl.

Keshi said...

I think ppl come up with scare-the-f##k-outta-me kinda shows these days cos we r getting bored...too damn bored perhaps with Everybody Loves Raymond.


oldfartswife said...

I did not catch the show fuzz, but I know what they'd get from me, being on the high fiber diet and all!

David Amulet said...

The Baldwin brothers themselves scare the very soul out of me.

-- david

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: I used to watch ff regularly but after so many seasons I got to be the same ol' same ol'. There is only so much nasty shit that they can eat before it all runs together.

keshi: I have never watched that show. The very title screams boring to me.

old farts wife: Then they would catch it for sure.

david: And this one is the scariest in the lot. I really don't know one from the other they all look pretty much the same to me. And I was either too lazy or didn't really give a rip to try and find out which one it was.

Curare_Z said...

I've seen Scare Tactics once. It was about a year or two ago. It used to have Shannon Doherty (sp?) on it.

They don't scare the anything out of people. It's a stupid show. I can tell you it bored the shit out of me (e.g., I would rather take a shit than watch this show).

Green Eyes said...

It was Stephen Baldwin. I was flipping channels and saw your Superhero show, so I watched it. Goodbye Monkey Woman! She was quite the annoying 'I want to be an actress' chick.

I saw Stephen and saw the first three minutes of the show, but turned off the tv. My boys were sleeping and I couldn't take the chance of laughing so loud I'd wake them up! Happy Friday!

starbender said...

hahahaaaa! O humble blogger---
I don't know about THEM- But I'm scared to turn the TV on anymore!

Thanx soooo much 4 u'r comment yesterday! I will keep doing what I'm doing--I don't care that they don't like it, I post 4 me, not them!

Ol' Lady said...

I would be scared it could 'scare the white outa me!'

ozymandiaz said...

It scared the conscienceness out of me.

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen it or heard of it but it would probably scare the remote out of my hand as I fling it at the tv.

Leigh said...

I am forever having the crap scared out of me.

Have a great day!

Laurie said...

I saw the show and, you won't believe this, but it was literally You-Know-What that came out of them.

You-Know-What isn't as bad as The Fuck but it's worse than The Shit. It's more along the lines of The Piss.

I hope this helps.

Phats said...

Wait a minute Brenda from 90210 used to host that show, I watched it. I thought it was so far fetched and I would never fall for something like but I guess you never know unless in that situation.

Wait til you see what happens Sunday night on Big Brother! A major developement

:P fuzzbox said...

curare: It's good that I didn't miss anything then.

green eyes: Have a great weekend!!!

starbender: Its good to see that they aren't getting you down. Just keep on keeping on.

ol' lady: It has been awhile since I heard that one. Thanks for reminding me of it.

ozy: You sure that wasn't the beers?

:P fuzzbox said...

jenna: It doesn't sound like it was worth wasting a remote.

leigh: Just beware of spiders.

laurie: Bunches have a great weekend.

phats: Brenda now has a new break up show. It will probably tank in a hurry.

Bruce said...

No thank you. I have enough trouble on a daily basis trying to keep my heartrate down. I don't need anything like that.

Mimi said...

I have seen one of those shows were someone louterally had the piss scared out of them.

Those Baldwins, they are evrywhere ain't they?

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: And I was going to invite you to the next chupa hunt.

mimi: Maybe they are popular because of the shwetty balls.

yellowdog granny said...

i have already been married 3 not sure i have any shit left to be scared out of me..

siren said...

I'm not sure if the shit went anywhere, but I did see that Baldwin guys career going down the drain.

:P fuzzbox said...

granny: The very idea of three marraiges scares the hell out of me.

siren: So that is what that flushing sound was at the start of the program.

Keshi said...



Heather B said...

If anything ever gets scared out of me ... I hope its not on television.