I have been intrigued by the psychic arts since Jackie Stallone has brought back the ancient art of rumpology. Now that even a blind man has mastered the art, it might be time for me to seriously study this ancient practice.
The numbers may lie, the stars confuse, the palms may obscure, but the ass tells all. It seems that according to this practice of fortune telling, everyone's rump has lines just like palms and not just panty lines or skidmarks. I am not fully trained in rumpology but I will make a couple of celebrity predictions using my limited knowledge of the subject.
J. Lo. has a wandering ass. An ass that is hard to tame. An ass that does not settle but is always looking for the next best thing. Until her ass settles down she will not find a lasting relationship, but will probably never lack for someone that will be more than willing to smack that ass.
Mel Gibson at first glance would appear to have a self-riotous ass but upon further study it becomes clear that he actually has a dumb ass. I predict that if he does not go to rehab then his drunk ass will get him a boot in the ass.
Now I must go and do further studies in this mystical science of rumpology. I really need to see what the future has in store for the good people in the world. Maybe a googgle search for nice ass would work. A bloggers job is never done.