I have come up with a solution that would combine a persons love of animals with the solution to their thinning hair. That solution is hatdog. Many dogs are both small enough to wear on a persons head and hairy enough to make a good hairpiece. Breeds such as Lhaso Apsos, Shih Tzus, Pekinese, Toy Poodles, and Scottish Terriers would make excellent hatdogs. Besides making attractive hairpieces there are many other excellent reasons to why a hatdog would make a great companion toupee/wig:
If you found yourself at a dinner party and the host served you a truly nasty appetizer, you would be able to divert the hosts attention and quickly feed the appetizer to the hat dog.
- Nothing would make a warmer head cover in the winter than a living warm blooded animal.
The hatdogs ability to lick it's own nuts would make it a snap for it to give a person's ears a good cleaning should the need arise.
The product even has a built in commercial jingle by rewording the theme song to the animated series CatDog.
Hatdog, Hatdog, go get yourself a little hatdog.
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