A Fundamentalist Mormon with more than one wife
Joshua sat back and examined his life.
Four lovely brides and a dozen tykes
A garage full of cars and a yard filled with bikes.
All of the shopping at Sam's and Costco
Buying in bulk is the only way to go.
To keep up with the milk, he bought him a cow.
To keep up with bacon, he bought him a sow.
He didn't realize how happy he could be
Except for that special time of the month when it is PMS times three.
And somehow it doesn't seem right.
How can three women have a headache on the same night?
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Michael and Writer Chick take on the topic of polygamy at BvB this week.
26 comments:
haha @PMS!
I thought Polygamy existed only in the ME.
Keshi.
PMS = Preventative Mormon Sex
Do you think that's why some Arabs have multiple wives Fuzz ?
Love it!!!
Jeeze, I can't even get three girls to talk to me...
Oh wait, that is kinda like marriage.
keshi: It is illegal here. Hence the protesting from the fundamentalist Mormons.
ben: I think the motion of riding camels makes them hornier than most. That's my theory anyway.
lisa: Thanks!!!
ozy: Ain't that the truth.
I read somewhere that women living togheter usually end up on the same cycle ( its a hormone thing) So he would be ok. But to have to face the wrath of treble PMS....hmm
maybe gods way of punishing him? hope my comment wasn't politically incorrect :)
mimi: It might be even worse if they are spaced out, I suppose.
pixie: It would be hell on earth for a few days.
ol' lady: Political Correctness is frowned upon around here. I certainly try to avoid the practice.
I never thought of that aspect of it Fuzz...but you got a good point here.....3 women pms'ing at the same time....I dont envy him.
We women are totally missing out. Someone needs to get out there and start that religion making it acceptable to have more then one husband.
A stunning poetic introduction for the posts on BvtB.
-- david
Sweet I bet he never has to do house or yard work!!!! lol
You such a fine poet Fuzz!
WC
catch: I wouldn't do it for nuthin. One Angry Joyce is all I can handle.
sherri: But isn't that just more work. Three beers to carry at one time during the football games. ;)
david: Thank you kind sir.
ct: That's why guys have kids anyway. Or so I have been taught.
wc: You are far too kind!
Fucking sweet!!! I question whether a Mormon in prison could have more than one prison bitch.
hey fuzz
I used to think it was wrong, but call me a hypocrite.
My sisters husband died last year at a young age.(viagra-heart attack), this year she is alone, and desperately wanted some companionship. I decided to share the old fart with her, because of my love for her. He's not complaining, I ask no questions, so far so good.
When I was younger I would have welcomed another woman to share chores, raise kids, and a little hell with ;)
*i knew u couldn't stop bloggin*
good thing.......
:)
evyl: I don't see why not.
old fart's wife: That is soo cool.
paige: I do not delete comments so evidently blogger is being a pain.
starbender: I never said that I was quitting only slowing down a bit. With as many irons in the fire as I have blogwise. I post everyday generelly somewhere. I couldn't keep up with posting everyday on this one. Which I consider my main one.
Is your last name Longfellow? (yuk, yuk)
~m
Hold on...four wives and three PMSing at one time. What about the 4th?
She must be pregnant. Figures. :-)
Multiple PMS? Serves him right.
michael: Now that's funny.
curare: You caught me. I had a verse about the pregnant wife but dropped it and didn't amend my other verse. Good Eye.
jenna: You reap what you sow.
Those crazy mormons you just can't trust em I tell ya! :) Remember Julie from the real world new orleans?
I knew janie would win that veto and be safe! Now I hope she wins HOH!
phats: It could happen. She certainly kicked that ass in the pov.
im a pagan and believe in a goddess...and she says it's ok for a woman to have as many husbands as she wants or needs..which is why we mostly just have one...
I found a great cartoon that expressed just that but in the end, I did not use it. It featured three guys sitting on the couch watching a football game and a woman behind them stating, 'None of you took out the trash.' It was titled why women do not have more than one husband.
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