Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Four's Company


A Fundamentalist Mormon with more than one wife
Joshua sat back and examined his life.
Four lovely brides and a dozen tykes
A garage full of cars and a yard filled with bikes.

All of the shopping at Sam's and Costco
Buying in bulk is the only way to go.
To keep up with the milk, he bought him a cow.
To keep up with bacon, he bought him a sow.

He didn't realize how happy he could be
Except for that special time of the month when it is PMS times three.
And somehow it doesn't seem right.
How can three women have a headache on the same night?

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Michael and Writer Chick take on the topic of polygamy at BvB this week.

28 comments:

Keshi said...

haha @PMS!

I thought Polygamy existed only in the ME.

Keshi.

Ben said...

PMS = Preventative Mormon Sex

Do you think that's why some Arabs have multiple wives Fuzz ?

LisaBinDaCity said...

Love it!!!

ozymandiaz said...

Jeeze, I can't even get three girls to talk to me...
Oh wait, that is kinda like marriage.

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: It is illegal here. Hence the protesting from the fundamentalist Mormons.

ben: I think the motion of riding camels makes them hornier than most. That's my theory anyway.

lisa: Thanks!!!

ozy: Ain't that the truth.

Mimi said...

If all 3 wives have PMS at the same time than he is a lucky man.Otherwise I do not think it would be worth it!

Pixie said...

I read somewhere that women living togheter usually end up on the same cycle ( its a hormone thing) So he would be ok. But to have to face the wrath of treble PMS....hmm

Ol' Lady said...

maybe gods way of punishing him? hope my comment wasn't politically incorrect :)

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: It might be even worse if they are spaced out, I suppose.

pixie: It would be hell on earth for a few days.

ol' lady: Political Correctness is frowned upon around here. I certainly try to avoid the practice.

Catch said...

I never thought of that aspect of it Fuzz...but you got a good point here.....3 women pms'ing at the same time....I dont envy him.

Sherri said...

We women are totally missing out. Someone needs to get out there and start that religion making it acceptable to have more then one husband.

David Amulet said...

A stunning poetic introduction for the posts on BvtB.

-- david

CT said...

Sweet I bet he never has to do house or yard work!!!! lol

Writer Chick said...

You such a fine poet Fuzz!
WC

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: I wouldn't do it for nuthin. One Angry Joyce is all I can handle.

sherri: But isn't that just more work. Three beers to carry at one time during the football games. ;)

david: Thank you kind sir.

ct: That's why guys have kids anyway. Or so I have been taught.

wc: You are far too kind!

pure evyl said...

Fucking sweet!!! I question whether a Mormon in prison could have more than one prison bitch.

oldfartswife said...

hey fuzz
I used to think it was wrong, but call me a hypocrite.

My sisters husband died last year at a young age.(viagra-heart attack), this year she is alone, and desperately wanted some companionship. I decided to share the old fart with her, because of my love for her. He's not complaining, I ask no questions, so far so good.
When I was younger I would have welcomed another woman to share chores, raise kids, and a little hell with ;)

Paige Burns said...

I'm starting to get a complex here, I've commented on the last 4 or 5 posts today and only one is showing! So either you're giving me the axe or Blogger hates me...

starbender said...

*i knew u couldn't stop bloggin*
good thing.......
:)

:P fuzzbox said...

evyl: I don't see why not.

old fart's wife: That is soo cool.

paige: I do not delete comments so evidently blogger is being a pain.

starbender: I never said that I was quitting only slowing down a bit. With as many irons in the fire as I have blogwise. I post everyday generelly somewhere. I couldn't keep up with posting everyday on this one. Which I consider my main one.

michaelm said...

Is your last name Longfellow? (yuk, yuk)

~m

Curare_Z said...

Hold on...four wives and three PMSing at one time. What about the 4th?

She must be pregnant. Figures. :-)

Jenna Howard said...

Multiple PMS? Serves him right.

:P fuzzbox said...

michael: Now that's funny.

curare: You caught me. I had a verse about the pregnant wife but dropped it and didn't amend my other verse. Good Eye.

jenna: You reap what you sow.

Phats said...

Those crazy mormons you just can't trust em I tell ya! :) Remember Julie from the real world new orleans?

I knew janie would win that veto and be safe! Now I hope she wins HOH!

:P fuzzbox said...

phats: It could happen. She certainly kicked that ass in the pov.

yellowdog granny said...

im a pagan and believe in a goddess...and she says it's ok for a woman to have as many husbands as she wants or needs..which is why we mostly just have one...

:P fuzzbox said...

I found a great cartoon that expressed just that but in the end, I did not use it. It featured three guys sitting on the couch watching a football game and a woman behind them stating, 'None of you took out the trash.' It was titled why women do not have more than one husband.