Big Ass Bob at the all you can eat buffet
Screw the plates just give him a tray
Then Step aside and give him room
Body parts in the way spells their doom.
Big Ass Bob skips the salads and soups
And hits instead the heartier groups.
Kill another pig. He's hit the Pork Chops.
With one more steak, he just might pop.
But no, Big Ass Bob has stamina as well as speed.
A whole pan of meat loaf he gulps down with greed.
And then the dessert tray piled to the sky
With ice cream, cakes, candies, cookies, and pie.
When every morsel is gone from the place
Big Ass Bob leans back and belches into space.
The cooks are all weary and the owner is spent.
Down Big Ass Bobs gullet his profits have went.
Though the cooks be weary and tired
They may wish that they were fired.
For with a smile on his face and grease on his chins
Lunch may be over but soon dinner begins.