Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Now That's Amore

Granny was feeling horny and hot.
But Pa, he was not.
Pa was feeling a little down and out
His mind was only on his gout.

Granny decided to try a trick or two
She crushed up a little blue pill and slipped it in his stew.
Pa slurped it down to the very lastest spoon.
Then Granny donned a wicked grin cause Pa would soon need poon.

As the pill coursed through him and the blood began to flow,
By the leer in his eye, Granny knew he was good to go.
Granny said to Pa, 'What cha thinkin', you old goat.'
Pa said back to Granny, ' I think I'll rock your boat.'

They soon retired to their orthopedic bed.
He knew that she still cared as she started giving head.
For she had left out her Poli-Grip
And a no denture adventure is one awesome trip.


Anonymous said...


' I think I'll rock your boat.'

When the ortho is a rockin...don't come a knockin'.

Phats said...

Pure genius, I absolutely love it. You need to publish these my friend.

Paige Burns said...

Okay, this freaks me out. My grandmother lives with me and she'll get in the moods when were out shoping and say things like, "Oh, I think that man is checking me out!" *shudders*

yellowdog granny said...

ydg:...i havent smoked in 36 years, i havent drank in 15 years,and havent had sex in 21 years...so if you see me with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other...........you'll know i just got laid......

Ben Heller said...

I've heard that women with no teeth could suck the chrome off a fender. Do you think it's true Fuzz?

:P fuzzbox said...

jenna: Thanks, love the line.

phats: A volume of tasteless poetry? I wonder if there is a market.

paige: Was she wearing her teeth?

granny: Here's hopin' you get that brewski.

ben: Like a golf ball through a garden hose. That's what I'm hoping for.

Curare_Z said...

LOL. Good for granny for taking charge. ;-)

starbender said...

hahaheheee... U R Just On A Hell Of A Roll Today! Did U write this?
It's F'n Funny!

oldfartswife said...

you ol bastad fuzz, tellin stories on me! Great poem, I actually laughed out loud.
Ben: you bet your bottom dollar, and if gramps takes his teeth out, pops in a porn, granny has one big toothless grin, it gives ya something to look forward to when you get old. I would stay away from those expensive screwed in teeth, you will miss all the fun!
seriously fuzz, you are so talented, but in a sick way.

angel, jr. said...

Somewhat stimulating.

Big Pissy said...


A volume of tasteless poetry!

It'll be a big seller! *LOL*

Green Eyes said...

WOO HOO! Go Granny, Go Granny! Get your groove on! Take your teeth out!

OK, I'll stop. Great stuff, as always, Fuzz.

:P fuzzbox said...

curare: Granny's got gums.

starbender: At least once a week I am asked by someone if I actually wrote a post. Just to clear the record, If I post someone elses words, I always give credit. Otherwise it is all me.

old farts wife: I am glad that you liked it. I had to put in the rock the boat line. I little homage to a great lady.

:P fuzzbox said...

angel, jr: It gives a person something to look forward to in the future.

big pissy: Do you think that I can charge extra for autographed copies? ;)

green eyes: Thanks bunches!!!

Mimi said...

So grannys cobwebs got cleaned huh?

Laurie said...


You should win a contest with that or something!

Ranea said...

Granny get your freak on!!!
You old slut!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: And the old goat got his horn polished.

laurie: There needs to be a tasteless poetry Pulitzer.

ranea: I loved that graphic. It was from a porn site for granny fetishists. Yep once again I am a Happy Man.

janelovestarzan said...

Hmmmm maybe that's why Tarzan wants me to have all my teeth pulled. MEN!

Catch said...

being an old granny myself......we know how to rock boats!!!! with or without teeth!!!!

Pixie said...

Ewww doesnt bear thinking about!

writer chick said...

I'm beginning to understand how you end up with such unique search terms/tags. LOL. Good one.

:P fuzzbox said...

jane: Gotta luv us! :)

catch: Married to a granny myself, I gotta believe it.

pixie: :)

wc: Ya gotta play the percentages.

Keshi said...

Granny's a hoot lol!


The Phoenix said...

Only you would be creative enough to rhyme "spoon" with "poon."


Phats said...

I freakin' love Janelle even more now, she kicked James' ass and then he cried like a baby! I can't wait til he sees the tape and realizes he was going for the wrong doll, the dumb ass, hopefully the plan to evict him sticks!

:P fuzzbox said...

keshi: You got that right.

phoenix: Nice to see you back from sabbatical.

phats: What did I tell ya? It ain't over til the bleach blonde sings. James is a puss.

starbender said...

It's like rubbers----



tsduff said...

Hey, you know grandmas are people too! We've got it going on...

LisaBinDaCity said...


Very funny and kinda sick at the same time!

:P fuzzbox said...

starbender: Or don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

terry: As a Grandpa, I completely agree.

lisa: Huh, I thought it was very sick and kinda phunny.

Ol' Lady said...

I have a friend who works in an old folks home and she says it's unbelievable what goes on with the old folks - sometimes she has to take them out of others beds cause they are too spent to leave on their own.

:P fuzzbox said...

ol' lady: I guess that's one way to make a guy stay and cuddle.

Shay said...

Oh that was dirtay, but sweet

:P fuzzbox said...

That pretty much sums me up. ;)