I have felt such love for my fellow man this week, that I haven't a single person to list. I have nothing this week but love and happiness to share with everyone. My world is just one big happy Rainbow Bright World. With Carebears on Wings spreading magic love dust over all the land.
Yeh fuckin' right. The world is so full of dipshits and fuckwidgets that it is surprising that I can keep it down to three douchebags a week to rant about. So on with the asshats:
Recently my friend, Michael, from Smoke and Mirrors, was spammed by some douchebag. Michael had posted his utter disgust of rap music and this piss-complected cumbubble wrote a stupid ass post labeling him as a fucking racist because he happened to hate rap music. What a crock of shit!!! I hate fucking rap and I guarenfuckintee that I am no racist. What I am is pissed off that just because I happen to loathe listening to two bit thugs with four bit names spout out complete bullshit, this fuckwad would label me a racist. I don't give a flying fuck what race this crap comes from, It Sucks. The only people that irritate me worse than these asshole rappers is the dumbasses that drive by with their fucking thumpin' ass piece of shit cars with the fucktarded spinners. If I wanted to listen to that horseshit then I would turn the shit on my stereo. Shut that shit off right before you Fuck Off And Die. And no I am not going to link that chickenshit pigfucker. The dipshit has a readership of two and a half and they are probably related to the asshole.
What the flying fuck is up with disposable appliances. My parents had the same damn console TV, the whole time I was growing up. Now you buy a damned TV and if you get five years out of the son of a bitch then count yourself lucky. And fucking dvd players are built to implode almost instantaneously. The same holds true for refrigerators, freezers, and just about anything else with a fucking plug in. We import cheap ass shit from foreign countries because the corporations are to tight assed to pay decent fucking wages to build decent assed appliances. So to all you corporate chickenshit assholes that fill dumps with your worthless piece of shit appliances Fuck Off And Die.
A dear loyal friend and reader e-mailed me that it would be a good thing to hear my take on rude drivers this week as the amount of asshole drivers that she endures on her daily commute is really getting to her. Since rude and bad drivers are one of my biggest gripes in general, I am more than happy to oblige her request.
You no blinker using, red light running, can't pick a fucking lane, don't have a clue where the fuck you are going, speeding like hell or slower than frozen spunk, no merging, cutting me off, cell phone yaking, super-size fries eating, fuckbubbles. Kiss my fucking ass and get the fuck off the damn road!!!! Pay attention at the fucking red light, don't wait for someone to honk while you are talking on your cell and jazzin' your tiny fuck stick or punchin' your love button. While I am at it, how the flying fuck do you think that I can pull out of the damned parking spot that you are slobbering over if you don't back the fuck off my damned ass. Fuck Off And Die.