Sunday, August 20, 2006

Double The Pleasure, Double The Fun?


I have oft heard the expression hornier than a two peckered billy goat but had never give thought to the truth of the sentiment. The current odd news story out of India gave me reason to re-examine this expression.

A businessman admitted himself to a hospital in New Delhi. He wishes to remove one of his penises. He was born with penile duplication, or diphallus. This occurs in one out of 5.5 million men. Most of the time one of the penises is not fully formed or functional but this guy has got the goods twice over.

I would imagine that there are a few people that are upset over him removing his extra appendage.

The Porn Industry - Here is an Ultimate Double Penetration Superstar.

Calvin Klein - This guy would make a ready made spokesmodel for a two-pack of briefs.

Conjoined Twin Sisters - They could share a husband but not have to share a sex organ.

For the Yahoo news story click here.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the doublemint gum company would hire him? Double your pleasure, double your fun? It's a thought.
WC

Vic said...

"Hornier than a two peckered billy goat"? Holy shit - that's so funny! I've never heard that one before.

I've got nothing. Nothing at all.

Will said...

He could have it transplanted to his forehead and enjoy penetration and oral at the same time.

For once there may be a benefit for being a Dickhead.

Sherri Sanders said...

LOL! I agree with Vic, never heard that before in my life but it cracks me up!

As for the extra appendage, you would think that could be a total selling factor. How many women out there ever even get a chance to be with a man who has 2, ahem, appendages.

oldfartswife said...

you can come up the darnest stuff fuzz.........a two dicked man.
I read the story and a few of the comments. Wonder if he could donate it to a needy dickless wonder-haha
gives new meaning to "two heads are better than one"

yellowdoggranny said...

these people that neve heard of being hornier than a 2-peckered billy goat, must not have ever lived in the south or texas...ollllllld expression..and as for the 2-peckered guy? dickity duo da..

:P fuzzbox said...

wc: Glad ya caught my title. He would be great for it.

vic: It must be a Texan saying. Maybe I should update my Texas phrases that I did a ways back.

ben: I am picturing a market for a combination Dew Rag/Codpiece.

mimi: That would make an interesting porn shot.

:P fuzzbox said...

sherri: I wonder how many friends he could get on a myspace account.

old fart's wife: It is a sick world. And I wonder that he hasn't tried to stick one on top of the other to double up.

granny: I have heard it all my life. Perhaps it is mostly a Texan saying.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he would wear boxers, briefs or boxer briefs. And could you imagine being the sexual partner when he dropped trou????

*shudders*

Anonymous said...

I heard a story on Don and Mike the other day about a woman with two vaginas. These two were tailor made, so to speak, for each other.

Doug said...

Oy, only in the Third World could this happen. It's funny that there is a medical term for this. That means others have walked this lonely path in the past (and some doctor thought about it enough to make up a scientific name).

Anonymous said...

Wow those pubescent years had to have been hell!!

JM said...

It's hard enough to control one, to have to control two--much more difficult.
Can you imagine how difficult it must have been for him to go to the blackboard in seventh grade when he daydreamed about the chick sitting in front of him?

Catch said...

nobody has stopped to think about how fast he would go through condoms ;))

David Amulet said...

Hmmmm. With the US population near 290 million, that means there are more thaan 50 of these guys in the US alone. And NONE of the ladies here have come across one of these unusually endowed men?!?

-- david

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: That would be a shocker.

bruce: That would be a moment to capture.

gerald: Imagine his lotion bill.

jenna: I wonder if he had two wet dreams a night.

angel, jr: If one is hard to hide, two would surely be worse.

catch: He is the quintesential Trojan Man.

david: Whoever has found them are keeping these guys to themselves.

Anonymous said...

If this guy drinks beer, I wonder how he knows which one has to be relieved?
Or does he drain the main veins?
YouTube should try and get some footage of this guy trying to piss when he's drunk.

~m

Jamie said...

I'm thinking they need to fuse the two. I bet neither are that great alone, but put them together?

Then he may be a porn star!

Mike said...

All I can say is could you imagine being able to get a BJ while having sex! Holy shit!!

Unknown said...

"diphallus?" ROTFLMAO. That is the funniest thing I've ever heard. "Is that two rolls of quarters in your pockets, or are you just happy to see me?"

Forget what kind of underwear he wears...does he lay it to the right or the left? Or one to each side?

Perplexio said...

And methinks he's only slightly less popular with the ladies than the guy who had a second tongue located just north of his penis.

:P fuzzbox said...

michael: Just think of the artistic flair he would have when writing his name in the snow.

jamie: A double decker pecker would be cool.

mike: Just one more way to get it coming and going.

curare: That is a good question. If this guy is ashamed of it, I wonder if he tucks one of them.

:P fuzzbox said...

perplexio: I think a more popular fellow would be a guy that would have a prehensile penis like a dolphin.

starbender said...

Those 2 look like they could put a hurtin on somebody!

perplexio-now u'r talkin!
:)

Keshi said...

LOL Fuzzy I was reading this story last nite on papers and was thinking there's a double d#ck-head.

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

starbender: The Bucci Twins look pretty tough in this shot.

keshi: It is a strange tale is it not. I don't think that I could bring myself to cut one of them off. What if you picked the wrong one? Or what if the other one got depressed by lonliness and just laid around with it's head down?

:P fuzzbox said...

paige: There is one there. Blogger's been acting goofy. If it doesn't show up then refresh the page.

Anonymous said...

Heyyyy how'd ya get my picture?

Pixie said...

Hmm I wonder if when he pees he has to hold one in each hand ?

Keshi said...

lollllz!

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

jane: ;)

pixie: That would make him a double pumper.

keshi: :)

Ol' Lady said...

fuzzbox - could you please send this guys address to ...... ;)

:P fuzzbox said...

ol lady: I wonder how busy this guys been since the story broke.