I decided that for as long as I can keep it up I will stretch a bit and do a theme day on Tuesdays of Tasteless Poetry to go with my theme of FOAD on Thursdays.
My first attempt at poetry on this blog was due to a comment by Danielle, who stated that she could see a little bit of artsy fartsy in some of my writing. I had never ever been labeled with the artsy fartsy label but it made me laugh so I posted Artsy Fartsy back in September of 2005, which was about limericks. I had forgotten the meter of limericks though so my original limerick in the post was off but I finally got it right in the comment section.
So in honor of that first artsy fartsy post, here is an ode to the heat; limerick style.
In the west there lives a crack-whore
Who could take the heat no more.
She packed ice in her crack
Both the front and the back.
But now her customers complain of ice sores.
27 comments:
I used to really like limericks.
The heat really has been turned up all over the country.
Here in AR, we have high heat and humidity. It's like having a steam facial every time I walk outside.
Happy One Year Blogiversary!!!
LOL . Very creative.
i love the pic as well!~
don't quit your day job fuzz..haha
Now THAT's a visual I could have done without!
What a cold bitch!
heh! I was wondering what was gonna go with that picture! *LOL*
LOL. Good one Fuzz. Gotta love the heat....and I guess ice sores are better than the other type they might get from her.... :-)
Holy Frigidaire, Batman. Brr. But it made me giggle which says what about me?
jamie dawn: It is a hot one this summer. It is way too dry here though to have any humidity. I hate humidity with a passion. I spent one summer with relatives in East Texas at Center, Texas. The closest city is Shreveport, La. and the humidity core of Texas I do believe. It was hell on earth in my opinion. Try to keep cool and thanks for wishing me a happy blogaversary.
pixie: I like the Mandy drawings of Dean Yeagle and I thought this one would get people wondering before they read the post.
old farts wife: Not many careers out there for limericks, is there.
lisa: I noticed that you had a post about the heat. Just trying to do my best with helpful tips. ;)
mike: Woo Hoo, well said.
big pissy: I knew it would make you wonder. Glad you liked it.
mimi: Thank you. It took a bit of thought for this one.
ben: I can see getting tossed fruit at book signings.
ann: Phunny!
curare: Ice Sores would be the least of peoples worries.
jenna: Maybe that you are artsy fartsy too.
I dig the poetry man-- who needs Shelley, Keats, or Longfellow when we've got the true poetic talent right here!
Bravo! Bravo! *standing and applauding, whistles sounding off all around*
A man of many talents. Angry Joyce must be so proud!
ha oh my god, and here I thought you were going to do, there once was a man from nantucket.
I would much rather eat PB&J then that oatmeal slop shit on Big Brother. I think Kaysar made another mistake, we'll see if it bites him in the ass :)
She'll be farting ice cubes.
perplexio: I don't know about all that.
green eyes: Just angrier.
phats: It was as fatal as his boneheaded move last time.
phoenix: And it will also lead to a chilly willy.
siren: Aaawww.
ya got a laugh out of me Fuzz...lol. ALways looking forward to your posts! None of my limmericks are postable...lol
It brought a tear to my eye, too. No wait..it was just a cat hair; nevermind.
LOL Fuzz, I like that. I think you're a natural.
catch: On the original artsy fartsy, I posted the man from nantucket. Anything goes. Let 'er rip.
bruce: Nice to see it got your dander up.
jane: But a natural what?
U'r limerick, it rolls off the tongue,
but I hear the crack-dealer is hung.
Ice sores start wars,
amoung all the crack whores,
and the dealers' left eating their young!
Hahaaaaa, I just luv limericks!
R we going 2 end up with a theme 4 everyday of the week???
U know a few of us want to join U on U'r FOAD Thursday.... I think it's a great idea, (and could B a great STRESS reliever!!!)
...and now Tasteless Poetry Tuesdays! What smashing Ideas!!!
If this keeps up, I will have 2 start another blog.........
hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
:)
diija write that icy poem? ROTFL!
Keshi.
Lime ricks go good
with Tecate
starbender: Excellent limerick. I am way to much of an anarchist to stick to a theme everyday. I will be lucky if I can keep up the two that I have. Maybe I should start up another blog myself. Hmmm
keshi: I wrote it all by meself. I don't know whether I should be proud of that though.
robert: What doesn't go good with Tecate?
I just checked out that Artists site and he is amazing!
He is amazing. Some gripe that his work makes Mandy look way to young. I really can not see their position.
be proud mate cos not many can write such freezing poems lol!
Keshi.
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