Tired and weary at the end of the day
I kick my feet up, grab my remote and I'm away.
I flip and flip and flip some more
Cocksucker chickenshit freakin' whore.
They're cookin up Spam on Food Network
I wish they would stick their face in the fire to watch them jerk.
Game Show Network Hell
I can't take a minute of Wink Martindale.
Lifetime Movies, reruns of Friends
Hand Me a plastic bag to stick my head in.
Andy, Opie, Aunt Bea, Barney Fife
One more watched episode and I'll take a life.
Who loves Raymond? I don't care.
The History Channel on underwear.
Selling crap on QVC
The Health Network shows why it hurts when some douchebag has to pee.
Satellite Dish pointed up to the sky,
Tell me, Tell me Why oh why.
500 channels and nothing to watch.
I think I will flip in a porn DVD and play with my crotch.
(Green Eyes requested some poetry. I bet you are wishing now for unanswered prayers. Sorry to all those real poets like Ozy for my drivel.)