Friday, July 14, 2006

Porn To Be Wild


A few days ago, I had a post about a fictitious porn title. Since truth is stranger than fiction, I researched porn titles and came up with a list of twenty-five titles that were memorable to me for one reason or another.

1. Dude, Where's My Dildo?
2. Booty And The Beast
3. Forrest Hump
4. Pocahotass
5. Cum and Cummer
6. How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
7. I Know Who You Did Last Summer
8. When Hairy Fucked Sally
9. Jurassic Pork
10. Star Whores
11. Field Of Wet Dreams
12. ET: The Extra Testicle
13. Whores Whisperer
14. The Hairy Bitch Project
15. Dildo Baggins: Lord Of The Wangs
16. Caddy Snatch
17. The Brady Munch
18. XXX-Men
19. The Flintbones
20. Yank My Doodle. It's A Dandy
21. Willie Wanker Up The Chocolate Factory
22. Hairy Pooter and The Sorcerers Bone
23. Saturday Night Beaver
24. Raiders Of The Lost Ass
25. Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White

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Top Ten Readers Picks From On-Line Comments and E-Mails

10. Field Of Wet Dreams
9. Saturday Night Beaver
8. Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White
7. ET: The Extra Testicle
6. Pocahotass
5. Dildo Baggins: Lord Of The Wangs
4. How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
3. Willie Wanker Up The Chocolate Factory
2. Dude, Where's My Dildo?
1. Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy

My thanks to all that voted!!!

30 comments:

Leigh said...

You forgot Edward Penis Hands. My favorites are:

20. Yank My Doodle. It's a Dandy
1. Dude, Where's My Dildo
25. Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Colour Me White.
2. Booty And the Beast.

Jim said...

I am so going to the wrong video store!

michaelm said...

You missed a few good ones dude.

"Mr.Smith has a Sushi problem"

"Cumfart cocktail"

I do kinda like "How Stella got her tube packed."

I'm laughing and it's not even 7am.
Thanks, Fuzz...

oldfartswife said...

fuzz you are a sick person...that is why I like you
11.
23.
20.
18.
7.

Metal Mark said...

When I was in college there was one video store that only checked your ID when you set up an account and then they just asked your name when you checked movies out. My no-good roommate owed them a lot of fines so he started giving them names of his friends who had accounts and checking out movies that way. We found this out when my friend who lived next door went to check something out and they said "You still have the Flintbones checked out on your account". He told them they were mistaken, but eventually he found out what was going on.

There was an episode of Married with children where Al is in the video store and the porno title he mentions was "Mrs. Assfire".

ozymandiaz said...

Can you come up with some that I haven't seen?

Mike said...

This list is great.

:P fuzzbox said...

leigh: Edward Penishands is a classic.

jim: I doubt these are at Blockbuster.

michael: Cumfart Cocktail. That is phunny.

old farts wife: Thank You!!!

mark: That guy was highly inventive. I hope he wasn't checking out gay porn on anyone elses name. That could have been traumatic.

:P fuzzbox said...

ozy: Somehow I highly doubt it but I will give it a shot with a couple more.

Ultra Kinky #79: Bowlin' In Her Colon

Adventures Of The Fart Bitches

mike: And it could have been a lot longer.

Crazy Dan said...

Top Five

How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Dude, Where's My Dildo?
The Brady Munch
Field Of Wet Dreams
ET: The Extra Testicle

Green Eyes said...

Yank My Doodle. It's A Dandy
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Dude, Where's My Dildo?
Willie Wanker Up The Chocolate Factory
Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White

Thanks for the laugh, Fuzz! Have a great weekend!

angel, jr. said...

Those titles are great!!
I think that porns which attempt a storyline are hilarious!!!

starbender said...

HAHAAAA.....
How 'bout:
COCKtails Anyone?
HamBonin the Eggs
First Blood-The DeVirgin-izors
Gay-Bay---Were Packin 'em in
Herpy the LUV BUG
;]

:P fuzzbox said...

cd: Thanks for the list!

green eyes: Thanks and you are welcome. Have A Great Weekend.

angel, jr: They can be rather humorous (unintintually.)

starbender: Herpy the love bug could make a great title for an educational film.

Curare_Z said...

ROTFLMAO!!! My favorites are:

1. Yank My Doodle. It's a Dandy

2. Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerers Bone

3. Pocahotass

4. Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs

5. Caddy Snatch

Perplexio said...

Some that I didn't see on the list:

Bright Lights, Big Titties
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Caddy Shack-Up

(the last of those I've actually seen, it's pretty bad!)

I had an idea awhile back for a porn/horror film called "Snatchsquatch" but I'm yet to find any backers to finance the film and/or assist me in the screen-writng. Are you game, Fuzz? With our unusual mix of wits I bet the two of us could write a killer script that could be a huge porn/horror cross-over hit!

Mimi said...

Thank you Fuzz! I have not laughed like this in awhile. I will have to show this to Durk when he gets home! LMFAO!

Bruce said...

One of my favorite titles is "On Golden Blonde"...

Catch said...

haha Fuzz....you are soo funny! I dont know any pornos.....lol....sorry!

:P fuzzbox said...

curare: Thanks!

perplexio: Bigfoots: Little Coochies. It might just work.

mimi: Thanks!

bruce: That is another classic.

catch: Thanks!

Jenna Howard said...

Wow...a quality blog!! Sweet!

I have to say Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs made me howl. It seemed like quality entertainment.

Pixie said...

Hmmm I suppose " researched" is a good a word as any :|

My Faves:
15.
23.
4.
21.
1.

The Phoenix said...

One of my favorites has to be...

"Flesh Gordon." I love sci-fi, what can I say?

Rocky said...

Very impressive list, Fuzz. I know I can always count on you when it comes to porn research.

My five favs are...

ET - The Extra Testical

Willie Wanke Up The Chocolate Factory (Probably shows Blueberry Girl and Oompa Loompa action)

When Hairy Fucked Sally

Whores Whisperer

Field of Wet Dreams (If you build it they will cum?)

:P fuzzbox said...

jenna: I believe that is a first. For quality and this blog to be mentioned in the same sentance. I thank you. And thanks for your vote.

pixie: One must play with the language at times.

phoenix: How does the theme song go to that one? I bet it would be funny. Or could be.

rocky: I bet the Oompa Loompa tunes would rule.

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dum
Pull it out before you cum.
If it is a movie you watch
Little Oompa with a great big crotch.

oldfartswife said...

hey fuzz, I am a little late... Dick Tracy

for a horror, Attack of the CamelToes

Leigh said...

what about "ladder 69"

LisaBinDaCity said...

ROFLMFAO!!!

You are SICK, I tell you, SICK!

I love it ;-)

Rocky said...

LOL, loved the Oompa Loompa tune!

:P fuzzbox said...

old farts wife: Cameltoe has to be one of my favorite song parodies.

leigh: One of my favorite movie titles that sounds like a porno but isn't has to be the old '70's classic, 'Mother, Jugs, and Speed.'

lisa: I thank you. :)

rocky: Glad you liked it did you ever get a chance to listen to that tune that I gave you the link for.