American Sports have taken a bad rap lately. Sure athletes have their problems and many of them have as big of a rap sheet as a stat sheet. Many wonder why can't they be like the athletes of yesterday such as The All-American Boy, Mickey Mantle.
Well a new story has come out that sheds a little more light on that. I came across an article in Snopes.com. Snopes still list the case as undetermined and have neither proved nor disproved the legitimacy of the story but it still made me laugh my ass off. Click here to view a pdf of the letter sent to The All American Boy and his response. (Make sure and scroll all the way down on the link.)
After reading this letter, I kick myself for not paying more attention in Little League.
29 comments:
hahahahaha @1973!
Keshi.
That was awesome, fuzz. The "All American Boy" was the best ending line ever.
sounds like some of the sporting boys I knew growing up.
hahaha, where do you come up with this shit?
I tried to purty up my blog and messed it up. I am working on a new template... but posted some phunnies I have gotten in the last week or so.
I should start answering all questions like that.
My internet don't work what do I do?
Don't ask me I'm not a cocksucker.
Yeah, my mom told me about that happening to Mantle years ago - wonder how she knew. Hmmmm. ;-)
keshi: Glad you liked it. I thought it was funny.
jenna: It is rather original. I will have to remember that line.
ol' lady: Boys will be boys. Forever.
ben: I have a tendency that it is real. If not it is a very clever forgery. The signatures are a very close match. I wonder what Wilt Chamberlain's letter would look like.
curare: I am still laughing.
old fart's wife: I will have to go check it out. Your phunnies are always first rate.
mimi: My guess is plain old booze and a good bit of it. But it is a rather memorable memory.
big d: That line is classic, huh.
vic: Hmmm, thats a poser.
Priceless...
awwwww......
I can't get the pdf 2 download 4 some reason...
...I feel soooooo left out!
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She should have kept it in a vial!!! Then there would be something to put in the Hall of Fame memoirs.
haha loved it! that was great. "all american boy!" hahahaha
good ending to the all star game last night.
I cant get it to open either :((. I wanna see it!
Ya know...I wouldn't be at all surprised if this stuff really happened. If The Mick were playing today, I can guarantee you he'd be anything but the All-American Boy.
Oh...now I have another reason to think Phil Garner is a moron...
For those who were not able to open the pdf. The first letter was from the front office of The New York Yankees sending out requests from former Yankees to send in their most memorable moments in Yankee Stadium as it was 1973 and the last year to be played in the old stadium before it was to be rebuilt.
Mantles alleged response to the questions.
Question One: I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium.
I got a blow-job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee Bullpen.
Question Two: This event occurred on or about: (Give as much detail as you can)
It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled goin and couldn't fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don't ask me. I'm no cocksucker.
Signed Micky Mantle 'The All American Boy
green eyes: It is.
starbender and catch: I went ahead and wrote it out above. I hope that helps.
angel, jr: Kinda like Monica Lewinsky's dress.
phats: Nothing more All American than that. Unless eating a hot dog and a piece of apple pie at the same time.
bruce: I bet their are a lot of old players that would be thought of differently if the media of today were covering them at the time. That goes for both athletes and politicians.
Real or not, it's a good laugh. Thanks!
-- david
I met Mickey Mantle twice when I was young. The first time he was very nice..........the second time he threw up infront of everyone after his night of drinking.
Fucking hilarious. Now there is a role model.
david: You are very welcome.
mike: But which one was more memorable?
ozy: A true role model for non-cocksuckers everywhere.
hahaaaa! U have got 2 B kidding~~~
Not what I expected! A true role model indeed! Next, he'll B tellin us he was on Steroids!
:o
hmmmm.....,
*wisperin*
I think Dave is suspicious?!?!
;]
hahahaaaaa.... angel jr....
or on e-bay! ;]
Even more hahahaaaaa- vic- that's funny!!!!!
Sorry about puttin my -2cents- in
but
the comments are as priceless as the post!
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Why does that not surprise me about Mantle? Definitely hilarious.
I wonder what the reaction was? (if it ever turns out to be true)
~m
the Yankee Bullpen gave Mickey Mantle a blow job?????? I'm so confused!
Was that the year that Mantle and Maris were in the race to see who could get the most blowjobs in the dugout? I think Maris finished with 61*
thanks for writing it out Fuzz.....wonder who the gal was? She'd probably think shes famous now! lol I told you President Clinton wasnt the only one to get a bj in his work place.
starbender: The comment section is always better than the posts around here.
michael: And I wonder what she did with it.
jim: That would make an even funnier story.
rocky: Was the asterik for a spitter?
catch: You are welcome. Sorry it wouldn't open for you. I had one misspelling. It should be groin. Woops.
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