Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Text Dumbass To 12345
In some ways today's high tech society has left me in the dust. I was watching some late night television and a commercial came on for a text line service. The girls in the ad were very attractive and provocatively dressed and I am sure there are those suckers taken in by the ad and texted this service.
Why is this needed? What is wrong with good old fashioned phone sex. Sure the woman on the other end of the line is probably some two ton trailer trash diva smelling of stale Marlboro's and rotten tuna but I can see how listening to a seductive voice speaking of unspeakable acts could put the listeners better judgment to rest.
I cannot quite comprehend just how active an imagination that it would take in order to force oneself into believing that you are actually texting these models in the ad. All I can picture is the fact that on the other end of the line is probably some chubby old reprobate texting 'take me now big daddy' as he is flicking Cheeto's crumbs off of his sagging man boobs. And that is one visual that is as sexually stimulating as a festered up herpes blister.