Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Text Dumbass To 12345


In some ways today's high tech society has left me in the dust. I was watching some late night television and a commercial came on for a text line service. The girls in the ad were very attractive and provocatively dressed and I am sure there are those suckers taken in by the ad and texted this service.

Why is this needed? What is wrong with good old fashioned phone sex. Sure the woman on the other end of the line is probably some two ton trailer trash diva smelling of stale Marlboro's and rotten tuna but I can see how listening to a seductive voice speaking of unspeakable acts could put the listeners better judgment to rest.

I cannot quite comprehend just how active an imagination that it would take in order to force oneself into believing that you are actually texting these models in the ad. All I can picture is the fact that on the other end of the line is probably some chubby old reprobate texting 'take me now big daddy' as he is flicking Cheeto's crumbs off of his sagging man boobs. And that is one visual that is as sexually stimulating as a festered up herpes blister.

32 comments:

blogsearcher said...

LOVE the artwork pics on your blog. Keep 'em coming!


What are you looking for today?

Keshi said...

**All I can picture is the fact that on the other end of the line is probably some chubby old reprobate texting 'take me now big daddy'

ROFL!

Keshi.

Ranea said...

Cheetos and festering herpes, man I'm hungry! Thanx for the mental pic, Not!

CT said...

yeah I've seen this crap.. it's just as bad as cyber sex... I would have more fun whackin it to porn!!!

siren said...

Fuzz, that's disturbing. I used to like Cheetos :)

Mike said...

Oh Fuzz........keep typing. You're making me hot!

starbender said...

Thanx 4 that VISUAL fuzz!
Hahaaaaa--I laugh at the fools who fall 4 all of this!
...and it is also sad 2 think there are soooo many lonely people in this world!
:)

Ben said...

haha thanks Fuzz,

Being as you're on a health kick at the moment perhaps they could text and insert pictures of chocolate and candy instead ?

David Amulet said...

Your point is perfectly illustrated by the Aerosmith video for "Sweet Emotion" (remade), where it shows the reality behind a man's phone fantasy. Scary indeed.

-- david

angel, jr. said...

Yeah, I don't get the whole text phenomenon thing. It's a phone for crying out loud, just call the person.

Jenna Howard said...

Wow Fuzz...you paint such pretty pictures in my head.

Bruce said...

Wait, you mean that woman I talked to the other night wasn't...er...nevermind; just pretend I wasn't here...

:P fuzzbox said...

blogsearcher: I take it you like art and spam?

keshi: For some reason, I use the term man boobs quite a bit.

ranea: I tried to be vivid. But it doesn't paint a pretty picture.

ct: And with the new interactive porn it would be more realistic.

:P fuzzbox said...

siren: Cheeto's are the best. Just think happy thoughts.

mike: It was the take me big daddy line wasn't it? I knew that would be a little over the top.

starbender: All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

ben: That would be truly decadent.

:P fuzzbox said...

david: Indeed!

angel, jr: I'm with you. If you were going to text someone. Wouldn't an e-mail work better?

jenna: Life gives us such a pretty palatte to work with.

bruce: Sorry bout that.

ozymandiaz said...

You paint a beautiful picture there Fuzz, simply beautiful...

Ol' Lady said...

with all the abbreviatations that are used to text how the hell would one even know what was being said?

Mimi said...

rotten tuna-yuck!

I always wonder about the stupid people who pay for text messages. Like the joke ones. That is so dumb to me.

Catch said...

I dont get the whole text thing either.....as a matter of fact I refuse to get a cell phone. Why do people want to be on the phone 24/7???? Everywhere I go people have a damn phone hanging out of their ear. I wouldnt be suprised if one day their ears fall off.

LisaBinDaCity said...

LMAO! Yup, it's probably some pot bellied guy with bad breath ;-)

Green Eyes said...

OK, let's look at the other side, shall we????

How much do the girls make? This could be worth looking into....

lmao

Pixie said...

Do you think they use txt speak as well ?

I always wonder if anyone ever calls into the millions of "hook up" caht phone lines that are advertised on late night TV.

:P fuzzbox said...

ozy: Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder.

ol' lady: I know exactly what you mean. I can't understand half the shorthand letters these days.

mimi: With all the free joke sites it is amazing that people would pay for them. And so many blogs are funnier.

catch: Cell phones have become a big pain in the ass. They are handy when you need them but far too many people abuse the hell out of them.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: And the only person that he made happy was his banker.

green eyes: I would call you anytime. Is there a blogfriend discount. ;)

pixie: I am sure that it must be a booming busy to have so many different commercials on.

Leigh said...

What you mean it's not the hot models on the other end? I'm very disapointed.... okay I'm kidding. I have always wanted to phone these people just to hear what they say, but I'm way too cheap.

Happy Hump Day!

phred said...

Man boobs...Arrrrggggh !!!

Sherri said...

I can totally picture a sweat stained fat man flicking cheeto crust off his man boobs!!! LOL!!!!

Sugardaddy said...

well what you say may true for the sites you call but i know for a fact that my Suzy at "900 do me now" is a hot 19 year old virgin waiting for a man of experience to show her the mystery and the muscle of love.

the weirdgirl said...

I always wonder where these places advertise for their help wanted, because I think that would be a pretty easy job. Let me demonstrate...

Ahem.
I'm a virgin
I want it bad
Please spank me
ooh ah ooh ah OH!

Yeah, I think I can manage to text that.

ozymandiaz said...

I thought that was "beauty is in the eyes of the BEERholder"...

:P fuzzbox said...

leigh: I am much too cheap to do it myself.

phred: I had to throw that one in special just for you.

sherri: You are possibly just as sick of an individual as me. Gotta luv ya!

sugardaddy: She sounds special. A one nine hundred in a million.

wierdgirl: Have you been bad? ;)

ozy: Great googly moogly.

Green Eyes said...

No problem!