Friday, July 07, 2006

Not Your Average Shitty Games

I recently received an e-mail from an interactive web marketing site asking me if I would review a site. I was amazed that it wasn't just your average spambot crap that pops up from time to time. It seems they actually had read my stuff and knew what I was about.

The site I was asked to review was a game site and not just any game site. This site is the shit, literally. The heroes of the game are turds. The games are contemporary takes on old arcade games with the turdy little twist. Everything from Donkey Pong, to Poo-Bert, to Bogger and more games to come.

But I am left with a little bit of a quandry. Did they want me to review this site because I have a shitty little blog or has my shitty little blog become THE SHIT!

Click here to play a good and shitty game. But remember to wash your hands afterwords.

( I might add that I am a complete merchandise whore. I hope they send me the Turd Action Figure wearing a sombrero. I could rig him up to say 'Yo Quero Caca.' That would be too cool. Like a cold splash to the hiney.)


Mimi said...

First today! Woot!

As a Frogger fan, I love Bogger! I love how the turd smears when it gets hit!

And you are THE SHIT Fuzz!

Ranea said...

Smell the aroma!

The Phoenix said...

How about Crap Man...where the little guy goes around eating little turds while the poop ghosts try to get him?

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: Thanks, that was my favorite game as well although the racing dungbeetles came in a close second.

ranea: Great Kid Rock reference and Thanks.

phoenix: That is a great idea. Maybe they are reading the comments and can pinch one off.

Sherri said...

Holy shit! Too funny!! LOL

Turds with snorkels, cracks me up.

Mike said...

Dung Bettle Rally is the shit!

ozymandiaz said...

What a bunch of shit! (it had to be said)

:P fuzzbox said...

sherri: I thought it was some phunny shit.

mike: Those dung beetles can flat haul ass. Thanks for popping in!

ozy: It had to be said. I should have gone back to my shitty post to get some more references.

Catch said...

I love games too...and Im gonna try this game as soon as I get home from work tonight.

Pixie said...

Thats cool Fuzz.
have a great weekend =)

michaelm said...

I'll have to check out the game later. I'm off to work (yet, again)
Blugstuff is the nads, Fuzz.
No worries.
Have fun with the review.

later on,


:P fuzzbox said...

catch: Have fun.

pixie: You have a great weekend as well.

michael: Try not to work too hard.

Laurie said...

LOL.. scares me to think of what's next!

But then, Mr. Hanky on South Park was the first famous poo..

And your blog is da shiznit, Fuzz :-)

:P fuzzbox said...

Thanks Laurie. I appreciate it. You are the shit.

Curare_Z said...

Thanks for giving me shit to do while at work today.

With all the crap piling up on my desk, what's one more piece of paper while I'm playing poop games? ;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

curare: Happy to be of service.