Friday, July 28, 2006

New Regime


Welcome to the new regime! That’s right the Rainbows Are Neat Jihad Movement has infiltrated this blog written by the infidel known as the Fuzzbox. No more FOADT “Fuck of and Die Thursday” now it will be ACFW or “Ass Camel Fuck Wednesday”. Where I will tell you who, Allah permitting my camel will fuck in the ass. There will be no anti-house wife mafia because that is where our women should be, with a heavy blanket draped on them cooking pie. HA HA, I love pie! Also, NO more pinups. This is disgusting you filthy infidels! No, I will eliminate this smut. Instead you will get high class pictures of beautiful mature women in burkas riding Allah's most precious gift, camels! You will see just how sexy, a tasteful camel picture can be. This is not a sick world and you are not a happy man! This is a happy world and you are a sick man.

In closing “Elif air ab tizak!”




Note: Not Really But I did do your updates! :P

-Big D

19 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

LOL... way to pirate my good man. Now if only I could get you to give me his password....

:P fuzzbox said...

Thanks for the boxes bro. And thanks for the laugh. Great post.

Big D said...

Crazy Dan: Nope you have proven you can't handle power.

Fuzz: LOL. You're welcome.

Vic said...

oh. god. no. You really had me going Big D.

CT said...

LOL so are you going to talk about camel toes now? LOL... BTW you have to read this comment by a psycho left on my post titled (guess what???) It's FF..

Jenna Howard said...

Why did I never think of taking over my friend's blog when I worked on her template? Curses. Next time.

jane said...

LOL I looked up "Elif air ab tizak" and I can only say: Same to you!!! Did you know 1 of the worst insults you can say to an Arab is: "Curse your mustache!!!"
Seriously.

OMGOSH this post made me laugh, as always. Okay, now I gotta read your FOAD post.

Leigh said...

A bit cheeky today aren't we??? LOL! You crack me up.

Have a great weekend.

Mimi said...

I would love to hear from your guys mom what it was like living with and raising you. She probably deserves sainthood ;)

Oh I wish I had a sibling! Er...I think;)

Pixie said...

LOL I thought Fuzz had had an epiphany or something...

Big D you are a very naughty boy!

Bruce said...

why fuzz, that's about as articulate as anything I've read on here in a long time. ;-)

Ben said...

They just aired this post on Al Jazeera.

They're calling you the knew Middle Eastern correspondent for Texas.

You got 'em fooled Fuzz.

Phats said...

Haha kick ass man!

Who is Janey gonna nominate? I say Boogie, and Will she has the backbone that Kaysar didn't have to do it, but i think they will work her over though who knows. Good season so far, glad Jase is gone

Rocky said...

Good stuff, Big D. It's nice to see a great post hijack now and then. Bravo.

starbender said...

WoW--
4 a minute there--
I thought saby took over!
A-U-G-H!
:o


I'm havin a G*D Damn Cardial in fracture here!

Johnny Wadd said...

That camel would look great with a smoke in his mouth.

Laurie said...

You gave Big D the keys to your blog?? Oh my... let the games begin ;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

ct: I read that comment. I can't believe she keeps coming back for more.

leigh: So far so good.

mimi: At times it can be more of a curse than a blessing but ya gotta luv it.

bruce: Probably more so.

ben: Now if I could get them to do my bidding.

phats: The relationship with Janey and Marcellas is starting to freak me out. When they are together they seem to try and out feminine the other.

starbender: That saby is a wierd one. I don't think that he has all his dogs barking.

johnny: Or at least a thong.

laurie: The games never stop.

Gerald Ford said...

This is disgusting you filthy infidels! No, I will eliminate this smut. Instead you will get high class pictures of beautiful mature women in burkas riding Allah's most precious gift, camels! You will see just how sexy, a tasteful camel picture can be.

Hot, hot hot!