Welcome to the new regime! That’s right the Rainbows Are Neat Jihad Movement has infiltrated this blog written by the infidel known as the Fuzzbox. No more FOADT “Fuck of and Die Thursday” now it will be ACFW or “Ass Camel Fuck Wednesday”. Where I will tell you who, Allah permitting my camel will fuck in the ass. There will be no anti-house wife mafia because that is where our women should be, with a heavy blanket draped on them cooking pie. HA HA, I love pie! Also, NO more pinups. This is disgusting you filthy infidels! No, I will eliminate this smut. Instead you will get high class pictures of beautiful mature women in burkas riding Allah's most precious gift, camels! You will see just how sexy, a tasteful camel picture can be. This is not a sick world and you are not a happy man! This is a happy world and you are a sick man.
In closing “Elif air ab tizak!”
Note: Not Really But I did do your updates! :P