Saturday, July 01, 2006

Ummm Yogurt



I was fresh out of reading material at the fireworks stand so I was thumbing through an article on home health remedies in one of Angry Joyce's women's magazines.

They stated that scientists have discovered that yogurt promotes the formation of a natural compound in women's bodies that kill the bacteria that causes vaginal odor. They gave a simple home remedy of dipping a tampon in plain yogurt to use in applying the yogurt.

Why not add a little fun to this home remedy. Someone needs to come up with a dildo that would have some sort of spongy exterior that could be dipped in yogurt. I have a name for it: Yo-Play.

36 comments:

Bruce said...

Why am I not surprised you found this story.. Good idea for the dildo, though. It could be a big seller...

Andie D. said...

Sicko. ;)

Hope for Joyce's sake that you really like yogurt.

Catch said...

you are just too funny!!! lol. Actually there is much truth to yogurt being very healing....when people who are ill lay to much they develope wounds where the skin starts to break down..applying yogurt can help...depends on the severity of the wound, but it can help. Happy Fourth Fuzz!

Pixie said...

Thats been a remedy for years, (has to be natural yogurt though) No I have never had to use it, I just read womans magazines ;)

Fuzz about the FOAD, I removed it because it just made a whole new lot of trouble ;)

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: The name might make it a seller.

andie: I prefer frozen yogurt but it's all good.

catch: Have a great Holiday Weekend!

pixie: I figured it was something like that but my RSS Feed caught it. Occasionally I make a post and delete it right away as a special treat to those that subscribe to my RSS Feed.

Bruce said...

Oh hey... I put the jumper cables to my blog; here's the new addy.

Mimi said...

I wonder how long it will be before we see commercials for tampons with yogurt in them, found in the refridgerated section.

Bruce said...

Dammit...I screwed up; just click on my name.

Vic said...

Oh Fuzz...that is SO wrong, and yet I still find myself LMAO as usual. Note to self: Buy yogurt. Thanks!

Ben Heller said...

And did they say that men are allowed to apply this remedy Fuzz ?

michaelm said...

Yogurt, huh?
How about "Cheese-Away"?
Have a great Fourth, Fuzz.
~m

Sherri said...

oh, this just sounds so wrong.... food products inside the hoo hoo.... Yikes!

siren said...

I've always heard that if you want to come up with a successful product, you have to find a need and fill it. In this case, literally :)

Have a happy 4th!

:P fuzzbox said...

bruce: When I get the chance, I will stick you back in the blogroll.

mimi: I wonder if it would be in the refrigerated section or the deli. :)

vic: Always glad to be here with the helpful hints. ;)

ben: It should be in the lube section of your favorite adult supercenter.

michael: It's not easy being cheesy.

sherri: It does seem weird. Since I was taught as a kid not to play with my food. ;)

:P fuzzbox said...

siren: That's good. Thanks, and have a Great Fourth.

Johnny Wadd said...

Dat yogurt stuff is apparently useful to keep away um, lesse how can i put this delicately...yeast infections.



I know far too much about female biology.

dragonflyfilly said...

ref: the yoghurt "cure", here is some updated info from the UK.. "It was originally thought that yoghurt was good for candida [the condition that promotes yeast infections] because it does help to normalize the intestinal flora. Lately, however, it has been found that the large amount of milk in yoghurt feeds the fungus so it is best to steer clear of yogurt. In conjunction with the above diet the taking of superdophilus (a Lactobacillus Acidophilus power formulated to produce a potent, natural antibiotic) it is most important to restore the flora in the intestinal system." : this from Curing Arthritis - More ways to a drug-free life by Margared Hills, SRN...

cheers from Sunny Surrey, and happy 4th of July all you Americanos!!!

pj

Curare_Z said...

Ok, is it just me, or does that take all of the fun out of it?! ;-)

cleveland said...

hey fuzz have a good 4th and i am off to the oklahoma talk at u then

angel, jr. said...

Fun and functional

ozymandiaz said...

The dildo should have the yogurt on the INSIDE. when the woman orgasms, her contractions would squeez the plaything and the yogurt would then ejaculate into her simulating simoultanious orgasms.

:P fuzzbox said...

johnny: One can never know too much.

dragonfly: If doctors can't even agree if eggs are good for you or not, I don't see how they can figure out the yogurt conundrum.

curare: ;)

cleveland: Have a great Fourth!

angel, jr: And that's the best kind of fun.

ozy: Wow that could be a handy feature for the deluxe model.

The Phoenix said...

Gives new meaning to "fruit at the bottom."

Sugardaddy said...

only way i would ever eat yogurt

Faith said...

That's gross, dude. Johnny's right though. It's nice to know he pays attention to me when I whine about my girl problems.

The active bacteria cultures in yogurt are good at killing the bad bacteria in a women's pussy. Which means no more smell or infections.

Phats said...

HA! woah that's just not right my friend but funny

Jamie Dawn said...

Good "play" on words.
Yogurt and tampons... what an unlikely combo.
I've heard you can pee on cuts to disinfect them. That's a natural remedy for sure. Eeeew!

Happy Independence Day!!

Keshi said...

Fuzz hows u? I just came bakk from a week's break and thats why I wasnt here...hope ur doing well. :)

lol @Yo-play!

Keshi.

:P fuzzbox said...

phoenix: Or down to the good stuff.

sugardaddy: There had to be a good way to eat healthy.

faith: It is all perspective.

phats: Thanks!!

jamie dawn: Have a great Fourth!

keshi: Doing good. I hope you had a great vacation.

Rocky said...

I'm sure the dairy farmers of America appreciate your "plug" idea for yogurt. As usual, very ingeniuous idea. I've missed your rants, my friend.

:P fuzzbox said...

rocky: I've missed you too. Good to see you around.

jane said...

LOL only YOU would come up with a catchy name like that!

Ol' Lady said...

Thanks fuzzbox!! I don't think I'll ever be able to look at yogurt the same again.

:P fuzzbox said...

jane: I do try.

ol' lady: You are very welcome. ;)

Shay said...

I neeeeeded you on friday!
I was at a fireworks stand and the people running it could not tell me what their stuff did!
I wanted things to shoot up into the sky and look pretty and it was hard!
*sniff*

(but i think it did pretty well considering my little budget).

:P fuzzbox said...

People that don't know what the different fireworks do shouldn't run a stand. I am the biggest fireworks nut around. If I haven't seen it yet, I will shoot one off to see what it does. Glad you had a good display though.