Friday, July 28, 2006
A Great Day To Be A Real Man
I was watching the news this morning and jumped up and nearly burned my crotch with hot coffee over the great news. The age of the metrosexual man has been ruled over. The age of the retrosexual man has now begun.
Yes it is no longer the height of fashion to be a sissy boy Ryan Seacrest wannabe. Being a real man is the new cool. Although it was explained that a retrosexual should take some of the metrosexual experience with them. And that is just fine with me. I don't mind clipping my toenails occasionally.
Some examples that they gave of a retrosexual were Jack Black, Johnny Depp, and George Clooney. But the man that they said exemplified a retrosexual was Sean Connery as he is a man that can kick ass even in a tux. James Bond is back to being the man that all the men aspire to be and all women aspire to be with.
Bald is back. Beer is back. Hairy chests are back. I knew that if I held onto my principles the world would soon come back around. Ya Gotta Luv It!!!
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