Friday, July 28, 2006

A Great Day To Be A Real Man


I was watching the news this morning and jumped up and nearly burned my crotch with hot coffee over the great news. The age of the metrosexual man has been ruled over. The age of the retrosexual man has now begun.

Yes it is no longer the height of fashion to be a sissy boy Ryan Seacrest wannabe. Being a real man is the new cool. Although it was explained that a retrosexual should take some of the metrosexual experience with them. And that is just fine with me. I don't mind clipping my toenails occasionally.

Some examples that they gave of a retrosexual were Jack Black, Johnny Depp, and George Clooney. But the man that they said exemplified a retrosexual was Sean Connery as he is a man that can kick ass even in a tux. James Bond is back to being the man that all the men aspire to be and all women aspire to be with.

Bald is back. Beer is back. Hairy chests are back. I knew that if I held onto my principles the world would soon come back around. Ya Gotta Luv It!!!

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31 comments:

Catch said...

Oh that Sean Connery...he can do anything in a tux! Including me!!!!

Jenna Howard said...

Whoo-hoo!! No more pretty-sissy boys! Yeah, the real boys are back in town.

Way to hold out against waxy and pedicures, Fuzz!

Mmm...George Clooney. Pick me, Georgie. Pick. Me. Tie me up, tie me down, George. Sorry, um, just had a private moment there. Shazaam!

Ben said...

I think Johnny Depp's gained a bigger fanbase with the ladies since he took on the hairy "lived in" look.

See, all women love a "bit of rough" sometimes.

Pixie said...

Yes I have been seeing the word "retrosexual" popping up here and there, although in the article I read Johnny Depp was in the "metrosexual" catigory.
I read that a lot of companies are jumping on the bandwagon too and running "manly" ad's like burger king & applebees.


I have always prefered my men a bit scruffy looking.

Ol' Lady said...

Ohhh Sean Connery...he can be my man anyday and eat crackers in bed if he wishes!!
It's about time the world realized that men are suppose to be men!
Ol Man is about as manly as they get and I certainly know my place being his Ol Lady :)

Mimi said...

Finally! I hate that pansy ass look!

Mike said...

I'm just happy that bald is cxoming back because I'm well on my way there!

ozymandiaz said...

Bald... check
Beer... check
Hairy chest... check
Tuxedo... fuck, I don't even own a tie...
Almost there...

whoami929 said...

That is great news! I love a real man!

angel, jr. said...

I'm going to listen to Tim McGraw's "Real Good Man" now. Thank goodness!!!

David Amulet said...

I heard this, too. I seem to recall that George Clooney, like Bono, was also on the list last year of "ubersexuals," attracitve guys who care about world issues but are still cool to hang out with. I guess he's on every list.

-- david

LisaBinDaCity said...

As long as hairy backs aren't back...

Breezy said...

I will vote for ol fart's wife simply because I don't want Dan to win because I don't want a piece of shit on display in our house...is that too much to ask?

michaelm said...

I got some work to do on the hairy chest thing.
No backhair here, thank God.
Retrosexual, huh?
Nice to see Seacrest de-throned.
He's such a putz...

~m

ps. Fuzz, bear with me as I try to catch up on all the posts! And thanks again for the daily visits.

:P fuzzbox said...

catch: Sean Connery besides being the best Bond is one hell of an actor from his Spaniard in The Highlander to a grizzled cop in The Untouchables.

jenna: Clooney took a lot of flak for his portrayal of Batman but I thought he made a pretty convincing Bruce Wayne.

ben: So does Pete Townsend.

pixie: Johnny Depp changes his look so much that he could fit into most any category.

ol' lady: It is good to see that manly men are finelly getting their dues again.

:P fuzzbox said...

mimi: Spoken after my own heart.

mike: There is always the Shatner Turbo 2000 if this trend doesn't hold.

oz: I wonder if those tux t-shirts will work.

Stace: Real men appreciate that.

angel, jr: Oh happy day indeed.

david: Clooney is a true rat packer for this day and age.

:P fuzzbox said...

lisa: A person can't have everything, I guess. :(

breezy: If y'all are getting a new pup, then you will be seeing plenty of it anyway.

michael: He is a smarmy little shit ain't he. Hope you enjoyed your vacation.

Green Eyes said...

Mmmmm, I do love hair on a man's chest!

Have a great weekend, Fuzz!

siren said...

Being a real man has always been cool :) I never bought into the whole metrosexual craze; I don't want a guy spending more time in front of the mirror than I do.

Metal Mark said...

Like Mike, I am glad about the bald thing too. Are black concert shirts,stinky shoes and socks with holes worn in the heels back in style too because I have a lot of those.

Big D said...

Hey Byatch, How come you never answer your phone?

Perplexio said...

And you know what caused the shift? Women finally realized it sucks to be with any guy who is already in a loving and caring relationship with his mirror and his "products."

Any heterosexual man who spends more time picking out shampoo than his wife/girlfriend should be taken out back and neutered to ensure that he doesn't propagate the human race with any more of his demon sissy seed.

:P fuzzbox said...

green eyes: Have a great weekend!!!

siren: You said it.

mark: I have the same socks. They are bound to make a comeback.

big d: The phone is in the batcave.

perplexio: Metrocastration. It just might be an idea that's time has come.

Ranea said...

Manly men are back? Yea!

Big Pissy said...

Thank God!

No more sissy boys!

Vic said...

I never liked Ryan much. Bald has always been sexy, hairy chests make me crazy and I would tear Sean Connery up. Glad to hear I'm back "in style."

Laurie said...

I'll take retro over metro any day of the week!

Moobs said...

Hell Yeah! All I need now is for ear and nose hair to get trendy and I'm gold!

:P fuzzbox said...

ranea: Yea is right.

big pissy: I wonder how they ever came into vogue.

vic: You will always be in style. :)

laurie: And real men rejoice for that.

moobs: That might be asking a bit. But hey it could happen. Thanks for popping in.

Gerald Ford said...

Hallelujah! Sean Connery's kind of an idiot, but at least he's got style. My personal choice for retrosexual would be Samuel L. Jackson. That dude exemplifies cool.

:P fuzzbox said...

gerald: And he carries such a stylish wallet.