I thought that today I would aim my wondering eye to the world of junk food and single out a few that are worthy of a rant.
1. Pesico Inc: I recently bought a bag of Cracker Jacks. The good old fashioned popcorn and peanut treat coated in caramel. WTF! Is there some damned peanut shortage that I did not know about. I bought the freakin' industrial size bag and there were 10 measly damned peanuts all settled in the bottom of the damned bag nestled in the bottom with all the damned popcorn crumbs. I want some damn peanuts and I don't want to buy the bag that is labeled all peanuts just to get a few of them. And while you are at it, bring back real toys you tight assed cock-knockers. All that are in them anymore are damn stick on tattoos and jokes. Without peanuts or real toys you aren't any better than Fiddle Faddle and can Fuck Off And Die.
2. KFC: Another division of Pepsico Inc has come up with the idea of slop in a bucket. WTF is up with this bowl of crap idea. I know it all goes to one place but serving up a bowl of mashed potatoes mixed with corn, chunking some damn chicken strips on top, and pouring gravy over the whole ungodly creation is more like what would come out than go in. What in hell are your dumbasses smoking in your test kitchen and keep it away from me. FOAD!
3. In Boca Raton, Fla., one restaurant has come up with a 100 dollar hamburger. There is no way in hell that I would buy a 100 dollar hamburger even if it came with a chocolate shake, beer batter onion rings, and oral sex. Well maybe if it came with all that, but it better be a damned thick shake! So for trying to pawn off a 100 dollar burger, Fuck Off And Die!!!