Wisdom from a T-Shirt: "The older I get the better I was."
From my late father-in-law relating his freind Bill's favorite saying concerning Bill's wifes housekeeping: "The bitch is nasty. Every time that I go to piss in the sink. It is full of dirty dishes."
Sometimes advertising hit's the mark. Todays final phrase comes from the TV spot for Cheese-Nips: "We love Nips and it shows."