Friday, October 21, 2005



Random Thoughts

In Washington State, bestiality is not illegal unless it can be proven that the animal was harmed. Good news for the goat fucker.

At the start of our marraige, Angry Joyce stressed her feelings about a french maid outfit as either a sexy Halloween outfit or a lingerie item. "After cleaning up after these demon spawn all day, the last thing that I find sexy is being a damn maid."

Next week I will be on vacation. I do not have any big plans or any travel planned. My plans involve spending as much time as possible lounging around the house in my underwear while the younguns are in school but I will have to be sly or Angry Joyce will rope me into spending all of this quality time on helping with the current home improvement project.

16 comments:

phred said...

Maybe you could convince Angry Joyce that cleaning is not the only application a maid uniform ( like the one pictured ), can be used for.
These activities would also leave less time for home improvement... two birds with one stone..A good thing for you.

T said...

I dont know Fuzz. Seems to me you better spend some of that week in some of the big citys "finer establishments" that cater to perv's like us. Otherwise youre gonna be getting paint all over your underwear when AJ has ya up on that ladder helping.

:P fuzzbox said...

phred: I don't think that I will change her mind on the maid outfit but that's alright. There is always the naughty schoolgirl, Mistress Joyce with the whip, and for that festive season of the year Santa's Little Helper.

t: I will try to shoot the hook to the big city but will probably end up compromising by painting in paint-smeared drawers. That should get my snake charmer neighbors busy praying for the rapture in order to escape such a sight.

Rocky said...

Your Washington GF comment reminded me of this guy who broke into a small zoo in Bismarck, N.D., in the 1980s. Police caught him in the act, wearing only boots, ravaging some poor goat. His defense to police? "I did it on a dare..."
Luckily, he was not double dog dared, or he would have probably tried for a threesome with two canines.
P.S. - I added your link to my blog. Also, enjoy your vacation.

Big D said...

Did I hear a roadtrip to players forming?

:P fuzzbox said...

rocky: I wonder if the guy got off both before and after he was busted. Thanks for the link. I will get you added to mine.

big d: If I can bust loose sounds like a winner.

My word verifacation letters look like goofy sad. If they are generated randomly by a computer, how do they get the program to smoke weed? There is no other explanation for the screwed up b.s. that pops up.

Laurie said...

I have to agree with Angry Joyce on that one... and yep, there are a lot of other fun "role-play day" outfits besides that one!

:P fuzzbox said...

laurie: I tried to leave a comment on your last post but was unable to figure out how to leave one on your new comment format. In the off chance that you check back on this comment box, I would like to say that it was and excellent and thought provoking post (So whether you have the time or not go to Stranded in Suburbia and check it out). I agree that each person is responsible for their own happiness, power, and luck and that life is what you make of it. And by the way it was nice seeing your serious side whether it was the pain killers or not.

RAVEN the PITA said...

Lickboy: I think you should definitely plan a day of seduction for AngryJoyce... and just so you know for next time - To leave a comment on Lauries dont click that white icon click next to it where it says Only 1? etc...

oooo my wordcode is cozyt ! :-)

Reiki said...

i thought the goat fucker lived in texas, not washington. tell angry joyce as the wise Sam I am from the classic Green Eggs and Ham said "try it, try it, you may see. A french maid dress might make you horny"...or something like that.

T said...

Players? HELL YEAH! See now Fuzz I may have just made your vacation a little more exciting for ya! You know you could always try one of the outfits over on Big D's page for AJ.

:P fuzzbox said...

pita: me and the misses plan to go out and shake a leg. as this is one of her favorite passtimes i should earn a few brownie points.

dear jane: Although he now resides in Tejas, you never know when he might get run out and need to seek greener pastures.

t: I am thinking the black supergirl outfit. Damn that was hot.

T said...

I am with you on that one fuzz. That black SG outfit is pretty sweet.

RAVEN the PITA said...

Thats better not be under the christmas tree for Raven!!

RAVEN the PITA said...

P.S. (I broke the 13th comment just for you lickboy!)

Laurie said...

thanks, fuzz... :-)