In Washington State, bestiality is not illegal unless it can be proven that the animal was harmed. Good news for the goat fucker.
At the start of our marraige, Angry Joyce stressed her feelings about a french maid outfit as either a sexy Halloween outfit or a lingerie item. "After cleaning up after these demon spawn all day, the last thing that I find sexy is being a damn maid."
Next week I will be on vacation. I do not have any big plans or any travel planned. My plans involve spending as much time as possible lounging around the house in my underwear while the younguns are in school but I will have to be sly or Angry Joyce will rope me into spending all of this quality time on helping with the current home improvement project.