Wednesday, October 05, 2005



The Evolution of an Alias

(or Why I am :P Fuzzbox)

My brother Big D, the intrepid webmaster, created a website to track local concerts and other items and started a blog on Blogger that he had linked to his site. Back in July, he kept pestering me to check it out but for some reason I never found the time. When I finally did check it out, I was impressed with not only the things he had done with the creation of wallpapers and commentary on odd news but also with the forum of blogs in general. In the past my only glance at a blog was a travel blog and the dangers of taking a dump in Antartica didn't really impress me any. In order to comment on his blog incognito but not wanting to just use anonymous, I came up with what I thought a catchy user name :P Fuzzbox ( first name to be pronounced Lick).

After he figured out who it was, I had a few posts on a blog of my own and decided to go back and start using my own first name but he was not impressed and thought that I should go back to using my alias. Now it has grown on me, so on this blog and on my comments to others I shall remain :P Fuzzbox.

As for how :P Fuzzbox became a battleaxe swinging dwarf, my other brother Crazy Dan, the arch-nemisis of the boring mommie bloggers out there in blogdom, has kept a running story going and created the charector of :P Fuzzbox the old and crusty dwarf who has helped him in his quest to defeat being p.w.ed by the evil Brainkin ( he came up with the evil part not me, luv ya Breezy) my soon to be sister-in-law. I suppose he cast me as a dwarf due to the fact that at six foot tall I am the runt of the family with my three brothers ranging from 6'2" to 6'5".

That is the short version of how I became the dwarf with the hidden foul name, for what it is worth. Now you can get back to the important things in life like surfing for porn or trying to look like you are busy in case the boss walks by.

11 comments:

Big D said...

I thought you were up to 6 3/4's?

Crazy Dan said...

Hey its a badass Alias but at eh old job I came across a really interesting one. This was on his criminal histroy and every thing. His name came up as Fat Blunt, that right blunt would not due he is know and told the police that his name was Fat Blunt. LOL.. six feet that your most hilarous post so far.

Reiki said...

thanks for sharing. I am getting the urge for a group hug. Then again, I quite often have the urge to be groped in a group setting.

Your poor parents...all three of you under one roof. No wonder they left you out in the woods to be raised by wolves.

:P fuzzbox said...

Actually there are four of us. The other brother is remaining incognito because of national security. And we were not raised by wolves but taken in by a wandering troupe of gypsy lesbians. That is how I can at a moments notice get in tune with my feminine side even though it is a pissed off dyke.

Reiki said...

Is that why you have a mullet, too? Or is that just because you live in Texas? :-)

Big D said...

HEY, mullets are bad ass!

Big D said...

Here is a height chart eldest to youngest

:p fuzzbox - 6 foot??
incognito - 6'1
Crazy Dan - 6'2
Big D - 6'5

Those lespian gypsies were awesome.

:P fuzzbox said...

Actually at one time I kept a bald man's mullett but I decided to even out my hairline and so now I have a skin smooth noggin.

Reiki said...

Yeah, I lick a good, I mean like a good lesbian gypsy myself now and again.

You should try that hair colored spray paint to fill in the mullett.

Tina said...

Love all of your website's! Who knew there was such talent and humour in the family. I like the nickname. Very creative.

Breezy said...

Well here is your long past due comment-i think that there is a consensus that i am evil. Evil i don't mind-that's why dan hasn't gotten his chest hair pulled for that...